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@Dan__Morris

𐕣 𝔡𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔞 𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔢? 𐕣

East Midlands, England Katılım Haziran 2009
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Calling it now, Scott Cramer is going to be the next YouTuber making it to the box office. 2029 Strugglr the movie!
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@justtinders On thought that said pants and for a second considered you had a smart washing machine and “watering your pants” was the way to trigger a cycle
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Alexa, water my plants.
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There's currently a snake hidden up my dress 🐍
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Imagine being that transparently awful
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When you value watching football more than your children going to school, you are the problem.
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Just watched someone react to Waterparks and called them “very, very heavy” Bro…
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@justtinders I can’t believe you don’t talk to me about this stuff anymore! 💔
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So @Rushcliffe, you just not bothering with bin collection this week?
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Yo @SwitchBot I see onero is on your site 👀 if you need someone to test it, I have pets for some ‘is this good around animals’ feedback 😂
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You know how you beat the AI allegations as a movie maker? Lots of one-take scenes.
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@justtinders But I have no one to catch flights with 😭
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Catch flights, not feelings ✈️
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Wtf is going on? First Evri now @RoyalMail both claiming “no one was home” when I’m sat in the front room literally 3m from the front door with a view out the window. What’s the point?
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@justtinders You’re dieting? Me too! Why aren’t we being diet buddies??
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Starting to see the results from my dieting.. aka can fit into my pretty dresses again! 🥳
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If @SwitchBot’s new pedestal fan doesn’t attach to their K20+ vacuum I’m gonna be so disappointed
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All the stuff about Scary Movie online with the new film on the way, just serving as a reminder that Regina Hall is a baddie
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TikTok calling out Trump’s bs spending with a link to learn more about making informed financial decisions 💀
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