Moleman's Custard

@JulesJester Will the opening arguments be published tonight?

The 12 jurors in Dominion v. Fox trial have now been seated, now on to selecting the 12 alternates (for a total of 24 in the jury box)

Good morning from Delaware Superior Court in Wilmington, where the Dominion v. Fox trial is set to finalize jury selection + begin opening statements today. Reporting for @NBCNews w/ @janestreet @EmilieIkedaNBC @stephgosk @suekroll Follow along here: nbcnews.com/media/live-blo…

@TenHag_Regime @LFC Still time to delete this and not look a fool

@LFC No way nunez scores a pen against leipzig and people are hyping him 😭 I can’t wait for him to flop, liverpool fans should’ve just accepted it

51' - GOAL - IT'S TWO FOR NUNEZ!! Trent's subtle pass sees him race away from the defender, take two touches before finishing clinically. [0-3] | #LFCPreSeason

@HonestFootbaII @LFC @Darwinn99 Karma is a what now?

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@Iamedinpaul_ So, how long before you delete this?

Darwin Nunez will compete with Timo Werner for the/"flop of the year award" 😂

@OgronThe Bring him a potted Vervoid in case he gets lonely

The THIRD DOCTOR want me to ORGANISE a PARTY! "Shall me invite your FAMILY? me ask. "I'm a MYSTERIOUS, tragically LONELY FIGURE, I have no FAMILY, thicko!" him reply. Ok, me will just invite your FIANCÉE, 3 WIVES, BROTHER, 2 MUMS, DAUGHTER, GRANDDAUGHTER & MOTHER-IN-LAW then...😹

@GMB If you elect a clown don't be surprised if he brings the circus with him.

Nadhim Zahawi handed in a letter calling for Boris Johnson to go this morning saying the country ‘deserves a government with integrity’. This is what he told GMB yesterday about the Prime Minister👇

@Peston Normal times ended when psychosocial manipulation was allowed to corrupt the integrity of our elections. About 2016 it was.

This is the moment when in normal times the cabinet and cabinet secretary would inform the prime minister that the government simply cannot function under his leadership and he has to resign

🔹Boris Johnson digs in as cabinet ministers urge him to quit 🔹The PM plans to face down an expected confidence vote next week 🔹More than 30 ministers have stepped down so far today Read all the latest here: spectator.co.uk/article/live-a…

@spectator Irony overload

'Boris Johnson, one of the funniest men to inhabit No. 10, has left his audience with a feeling of dread and sadness, a lesson perhaps in allowing newspaper columnists too much of a say...' ✍️ Ed West spectator.co.uk/article/what-i…

@lfcbias_0 @MirrorFootball Never go full Everton dude

@MirrorFootball The true reports are that Livarpool made an enquiry and he declined to even talk to them, however the Livarpool media outlet that is @MirrorFootball decided to make it up as today's negative utd post! Just waiting for today's positive Livarpool post to follow shortly!

According to reports in the Netherlands, Timber has rejected a move to Man Utd 😬 mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

Donor - made with @get_starryai #aiart #digitalart #starryaifeatured create.starryai.com/user/WordleDay…

@Bascule_Rascule Lee, Herring and a curious orange

@Herring1967 Back in the day I was about to go to work and was singing to myself the pop classic "I gotta little something for ya" when a 3 year old daughter who I didn't know was behind me trilled "what little something have you got for me Daddy?" Quick thinking was required...

If your kid comes up with any impossible to answer questions post them to this account. I will try to answer them (eventually). Or just follow to laugh at the questions!

@The_Clive_Smart I thought you were against censorship 🤣

#LiverpoolFC Please sort out your fans. Today during the National Anthem, large parts of the #Liverpool crowd at #Wembley booed God Save The Queen. If your Irish followers need reminding that you are an English team! Congratulations, best of luck with the quadruple #FACupFinal

@Niknaklady1 Hillsborough, Establishment, Managed decline - Google those for a start.

@CarlyFletch @SkySportsPL What?

👀 Craig Pawson disgusted by Kane’s late goal to make it 3-2! 😂 #MCITOT 🎥 (@SkySportsPL)

TFW you realise you've watched the last Liz Shaw episode 😔

On this day 9 years ago, the Hillsborough Independent Panel report exposed the South Yorkshire police lies that sought to shift blame for the 1989 disaster from their own gross negligence onto the victims themselves. It's remembered as "Truth Day." 1/8 theguardian.com/football/2012/…

@jonnymorris1973 I can't imagine the thrill of having actors like these bring your words and ideas to life.