Dan Simpson

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@DCUnitedWorcs Keep us updated lads, our admin in the group chat is non responsive 😂

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL he may soon be off to fight for his country but Mr Morris still has goals to contribute. Lovely drag back and finish. 🔵 1-1 🩵 | #DoItForDomo

Admin is here to see @seag007 lobbed in windy conditions. DC trail early to the Rifes. 🔵 0-1 🩵 | #DoItForDomo

BREAKING: #Everton have signed Argentine striker Denis Stracqualursi on season-long loan. #efc

Gone now all 👍🏻

Any one after one for tomorrow Lower Gwladys, GT3? can transfer via the portal £40, can’t make now due to work commitments 👍🏻 @evertonspares

@PaulStevens100 @TheCardDealer Got to wait on the refs match report to see if the lucks in or not I think, not settled as of yet 🤞🏻😅

@Dan__Simps @TheCardDealer I was watching too, fotmob notification saying he got booked aswell??

🟨 TONIGHT'S DOUBLE 🟥 Back it @ 15/1 BetMGM 🇨🇴 LERMA Tops the charts for most Palace fouls p/90 this season, averaging 1.77 p/90, has high exp. mins 🇬🇭 BABA Carded 5 times in just 11 90's this season, averaging 1.93 fouls p/90 18+ begambleaware

@DCUnitedWorcs They were meant to be the colour of your keepers kit 🤣🤣 instead they turned up carwash silver 🤣 You to lads, see you in the return leg 👊🏻🤝

@Dan__Simps 🤣🤣 not a players dream are they. All the best mate, good thumping we’ll have to take today!

Riflemans 8 DC United 3 From 1 down to 3-1 up. Conceded 5 awful goals in about 10 minutes. A real bad one, not quite as bad as the Rifes tracksuits mind! #utdc ⚽️⚽️Matt Patrick Rivers ⚽️Ben Cowlishaw Shout out to Ben Goode (no sarcasm) reffed very well, good to see👍🏼

The PL want a 12 point deduction for Everton for one charge. Man City are going to end up in the National League North if the PL get their way!! Unbelievable the amount of stories that come out about Everton’s situation, but Man City’s, which has 114 more charges & has gone on for much longer, has gone very quiet🤔

@Everton RIP Bill 💙

Everton Football Club is in mourning following the death of Chairman Bill Kenwright CBE, who passed away peacefully last night aged 78, surrounded by his family and loved ones.

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@avfcmez @callumt1878 🤣🤣🤣

@callumt1878 @Dan__Simps next year 😂😂

Jus found this in some random shop in Laos but wtf are those badges all about 😂

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@CFCgriff Bounce in a minute 🤮🤮🤮

That was some away end last night

@AlecSimpson9 @footballtweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Dan__Simps @footballtweet 🤣🤣🤣 where the transit rocking, don’t come knocking

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Everton and Hummel have launched a limited edition shirt to champion equality and inclusivity in football. 👕

@AlecSimpson9 @footballtweet No, but he got him and his new misses one, didn’t bother with me 😤

@footballtweet @Dan__Simps this your new top that you and your old man have got?

@AwayDays_ @AlecSimpson9 is that you stood there in the jeans with the shirt off? 🤣🤣

These Newcastle fans enjoying the rain in Milan this evening😂 #NUFC

@CFCgriff Karma for the amount of times you’ve made me cash and it’s won 👀🤣

Cashed out a bet for £23 that would have won £450🙃