Dazed&Confused

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Dazed&Confused

Dazed&Confused

@DanaAllenS

Mostly sarcastic with an attempt at humor. Happily married, Navy Vet. No DM’s.

Someplace Katılım Eylül 2024
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James Woods
James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
I’m laughing, but he’s exposing Bass and Newsom for the cartoon characters they truly are. The simple fact is that you’d have to be out of your mind to reelect Karen Bass after what she has done to our beautiful city. She is a living nightmare.
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Cynical Latina
Cynical Latina@CynicalLatina·
How do y'all feel about... turkey bacon? I tried it for a few years... but Its just not it for me. Now this brand is more pricey and tastier, but it just doesn't fry up like bacon does.
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AmericaReal
AmericaReal@AmericaReal3·
amilying? 👊
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Doinks the Retard Frog
Doinks the Retard Frog@DoinksTheFrog·
Crushed up and snorted my men’s one-a-day like a good health conscious patriot should
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Weapon 𝕏
Weapon 𝕏@HellRaz0r1776·
When you're dead but the hearse driver starts listening to Nickelback
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Luce
Luce@lucyshow11·
Who says ROFLMAO 🤣
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AmericaReal
AmericaReal@AmericaReal3·
Friday Night Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are yall eating tonight?!?!?! 🤌
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
I'd bet my truck 90% of you have never even heard a minute of Parliament/Funkadelic
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Weapon 𝕏
Weapon 𝕏@HellRaz0r1776·
If I'm eating in my car, please do not park next to me. This is a private table. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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🎸 Rock History 🎸
🎸 Rock History 🎸@historyrock_·
Top 10 bands of all time by Spin Magazine. 1. The Beatles 2. Ramones 3. Led Zeppelin 4. Bob Marley & The Wailers 5. Nirvana 6. Parliament/Funkadelic 7. The Clash 8. Public Enemy 9. The Rolling Stones 10. Beastie Boys
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
Finished digging hole and adding water for our new pool! Wife said, “we can’t swim in that” “Of course you can, consider it a little lake behind the house!” Women!!! 🤦‍♂️ Mad, cause I’m trying to save a few bucks!
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cjrseabee3
cjrseabee3@CodyTheSeabee·
I'm in a mood today. I'm either going to... Log off and stay out of trouble Or... Stay on and see where this mood leads me. Decisions, decisions 🤔😂
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
I feel like I could get arrested just for being here
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