Danan
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Danan
@DananTwit
All my tweets are to be understood to end with 'in Minecraft.'
Katılım Haziran 2013
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@29rManuel @LibertyHannes Der ÖRR in Deutschland ist wesentlich schlechter.
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@LibertyHannes Also falls du wirklich der Meinung bist,der ÖR in Deutschland ist genau so schlimm und unfair wie der in Ungarn dann kann weiß ich auch nicht...
Es gibt mit Sicherheit unfaiere Elemente-aber GER und HUG auf eine Ebene zu stellen wenn es um Demokratiedeffiziet geht is lächerlich.
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@29rManuel @LibertyHannes Selbstverständlich ist Deutschland ein autokratisches Höllenloch.
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@LibertyHannes Du bist so lächerlich.Ja klar ist eine Autokratie nur daran erkennbar wer wegen Postings eine Anzeige bekommt🤡
Die Anzeigen sind vielleicht oft übertrieben-desswegen ist man aber lange in keiner Autokratie
Wenn die Opposition 1.5 Jahre nicht im TV auftreten darf-dann vlt schon ?
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@MoleratAlter @NapoleonBonabot Which will result in CSU leaving their coalition.
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So what happens when it is no longer possible to get 50+% of seats with a CDU-SPD-Green coalition?
Europe Elects@EuropeElects
Germany, YouGov poll: AfD-ESN: 27% (+1) CDU/CSU-EPP: 23% (-3) GRÜNE-G/EFA: 14% (+1) SPD-S&D: 13% (-1) LINKE-LEFT: 10% (+1) FDP-RE: 4% (+1) BSW-NI: 4% (+1) +/- vs. 13-16 March 2026 Fieldwork: 10-13 April 2026 Sample size: 1,763 ➤ europeelects.eu/germany
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@Kureeton @MentisWave And men with IBS may not be able to predict when they shit the bed. What's important is that neither needs to clean up after themselves.
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@DananTwit @MentisWave Wow thanks, genius. It's not like women can just predict the exact moment their period comes.
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People are ignoring something golden with this post going viral.
If this actually happens to you, then you should consider yourself lucky. Not because of blood on your car seat obviously this is gross, but this is a good opportunity to test the character of your woman.
Any decent girl will immediately profusely apologize and offer to fix it/clean it herself. A meh girl will recognize she did something wrong but will drag her feet to fix it. If she in any way tries to shift blame off herself or imply that expecting a woman to be responsible for her cycle is somehow not reasonable or anything to that degree in any way, you have a shit-tier foid on your hands. Immediately dump her. Or at the very least, permanently cancel any future marriage plans.
It's one of those simple annoying accidents that has the silver lining of that you get to judge a girl's character over something they normally try to hide.
LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade
Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??
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@DananTwit @Zaza0040 @KDHabibi Bettelei? 😛
Nicht, dass es dann noch mehr Probleme mit dem Stadtbild gibt.
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@ShiftySheriff74 Es gibt diverse Daten, die alle zusammen betrachtet werden müssen, um die reale Lage möglichst gut zu erfassen. Das BIP ist allerdings ein rechter Fetisch, also bist du in der Pflicht zu begründen, warum es plötzlich Quatsch ist, wenn die Ergebnisse euch Rechten nicht passen.
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@mesarthim15 @Topinka222 The free market didn’t solve it. If you’re poor, you just have bad teeth
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Je ta operace srdce důležitá?
-Ano
A jsi ochoten za ní zaplatit 400 milionů korun?
-Ja nemám 400 milionů korun
Tak není důležitá :^)
Bojan Tunguz@tunguz
A very useful flowchart.
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@Kureeton @MentisWave If you constantly bleed onto car seats, use pads.
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@DananTwit @MentisWave Condition being what? IBS? because im pretty sure even they can make it to the toilet. If you shit yourself constantly, wear diapers
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@NicoleGohlke Wenn die Menschen soziale Politik möchten, warum wählen die dann AfD?
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Es wird Zeit, dass der Kanzler einsieht, dass er es nicht kann.
Er ist der unbeliebteste Regierungschef der Welt und hat es geschafft, dass die AfD laut Umfragen stärkste Kraft ist.
Statt sie zu halbieren, wird er als ihr Wegbereiter in die Geschichte eingehen – durch unsoziale Politik.
Was wir jetzt brauchen, ist eine Regierung, die soziale Politik für die Menschen macht.

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@Kureeton @MentisWave What if you have any other disease or condition? Should your girl have to clean up your shit all the time?
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@DananTwit @MentisWave depends if you're what? 90? if you can't hold your shit in long enough to make it to the toilet then you need medical help.
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@8BitBeeno @shinfours Except you'd pay way lessand receive much better services.
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Oh boy I can’t wait to pay a toll every time I get on the road! I can’t wait to pay a subscription service to walk in the woods!!! The fire department just ignored my burning house cause I failed to sign up for their protection plan. Cops are an armed cartel now!
Bojan Tunguz@tunguz
A very useful flowchart.
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@DananTwit @MentisWave Menstruation is out of people's control, shitting is not 🫶
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@theraggedwood @KingBobIIV Preach. There should be a national campaign for sentence reform. The time is worth the crime for criminals.
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“I stabbed him through the back bro, I stabbed him fully. I watched it and I felt it go in him, yeah.” he said on a ring doorbell an hour after butchering to death a young trainee accountant that nobody wants to post a photograph of. Weirdly. Well, the victims doesn't matter does he? Just another white boy superfluous to the agenda.
British Transport Police@BTP
Dino Donaldson has been found guilty of stabbing a university student to death at a West London station in January 2024. Watch as CCTV captures him laughing on a night busjust an hour after the brutal murder. Read more: btp.police.uk/news/btp/news/…
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@Kureeton @MentisWave Any decent woman wouldn't even bring it up if her man shat in her bed. He's already going through a lot. She'd just clean it up and not mention it.
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@MentisWave Any decent man wouldn't even bring it up because the woman is already going through a lot and wouldn't want her to feel uncomfortable or embarrassed.
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@FountainheadFm @saifedean @aetchebarne Inflation isn't velocity. It's acceleration. It's one thing if he can't slow down the car instantly. But he keeps hitting the gas pedal for no reason (just less hard).
It's time to brake.
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@saifedean @aetchebarne If a car is going 211 miles per hour, it doesn't stop immediately no matter how hard you hit the brakes.
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Prices in Argentina keep rising because the money supply keeps rising, and the money supply matters much more than anti-inflation speeches.
3.4% monthly price inflation, 49% annualized.
buenosairesherald.com/economics/arge…
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