Dance Teacher Diaries

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Nice to meet ya! 👋🏻 In Episode 1 of #TheDanceTeacherDiaries: A Real-Talk #Podcast for #Dancers (and Everyone Else), your host, Sarah Jean Watts introduces herself and outlines more of what’s in store for listeners throughout this podcast series. open.spotify.com/episode/05asRF…

“I mean, what am I, a gender-neutral bathroom over here? What am I, a Starbucks cup that just says ‘Happy Holidays’ over here? What am I, a grown woman with an opinion? Oh yeah, that’s probably it.” — @SarahKSilverman on @TheDailyShow thedailybeast.com/sarah-silverma…

Days before the first comp of the season and you’re emailing me that your daughter is upset she didn’t get put in the ten second pass section for a RECITAL dance?! The number you have dialed is no longer in service, ma’am.

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 26 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $275 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

Where are these choreographers getting all of these spoken word pieces? Poetry readings set to didgeridoo, interviews chopped and mixed… Sirius? Podcast? Where?

💔 😔 broke my own heart again (put together an outfit based on a picture of someone with small boobs)

Love how when people ask me about the temp in Iraq, they follow up my answer of "but its a dry heat." Mkay, firstly you asked me, and second, have you ever lived inside of an oven? Perhaps stepped right into a giant fart? It's uncomfy, even when "dry."

@marydwellings I am she. Wth.

My sister can barely remember even a single moment from 1993-2002, but can still spout from memory the entire Cool Rock compilation song commercial like it's still on the air.

Trevor Noah: "I stood here tonight and I made fun of the President of the United State and I'm going to be fine." Watch his complete remarks here: youtu.be/_fpxCuorKjA #WHCD

@Judgydancemom @dancestudi0prob My standard position is if you’re consistently winning in intermediate, you need to move up.

@DanceTchrDiary @dancestudi0prob My fave is someone who won intermediate and is at a premier college dance program now. Make it make sense.

I’d rather win 10th place in elite than 1st place in intermediate. Anyone else?

@marydwellings Aggressively jumping onto that safety slide for a four foot drop into gentle green grass seems like an overreaction.

Hardcore parkour

@marydwellings Really? My pamphlets are full nude.

Why do airplane safety pamphlets always feature people in business casual. We are in sweats with unwashed hair, not khaki skirts and loafers.

@marydwellings Is this a low-key personal attack?

No matter how many times an annoyed engineer explains the basic concepts to the rest of us rubes, air travel is still a witchcraft magic trick with no logical explanation.

Delta sent an email saying to help the Ukrainian crisis by “donating your miles.” The miles aren’t real, guys. Your company could just help. What are you doing here

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”