⚾️MISSION⚾️CREEP⚾️

NIBBLES CRIZ-RAT 🐀 #BringTheCheese🧀

@elonmusk Take your Flippin hat off while you’re in the Oval Office you flaming dilettante!

@latimes So you’re saying she DIDNT start the fire! #Whew Thanks for reporting this very important detail. It changes everything #sarcastic #snark

Mayor Karen Bass was at embassy cocktail party in Ghana as Palisades fire exploded latimes.com/california/sto…

@Bobbycressey Talk about a “private pat down!” It’s like getting clocked in the Champagne Room!

Just got recognized for playing the organ at the Padres games by the TSA agent

@SDFD @chulavistafire @NationalCityFD Thank you, Ladies & Gentlemen!

A small brush fire broke out near 2400 Palm Av (South Bay) in a canyon at 12:20 Thursday afternoon. SDFD, @chulavistafire @NationalCityFD & Imperial Beach firefighters responded & quickly stopped its progress. No bldgs damaged/threatened. #excellence

That half inning was special.

@ChrisDJackson @ItsSwellShell

Look who showed up to greet President Biden in South Carolina. 🤢

Two out double? two out Triple? Five runs! Who ordered the two-out Rally Burger? @Padres @Braves #WildCardSeries @CheckersRallys

For Peter. For San Diego. For The Faithful.

SO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING RN

@Padres Bring the giggle!

Gawd, help us!

Love this man! #ThankYouJoe #ThanksJoe

4-0? @Padres vs #ElLay?

The Brain hath spoken!

@Padres @asedensky EL LAY WOMAN!

MONSTER MASH

@Padres King Kong ain’t got spit on me!!

DONOVAN SOLANO YOU BEAUTIFUL BALLPLAYER YOU

@Vhfan3 You may be the smartest “Dave” of the night!!

THE 2024 PADRES ARE THE TEAM OF DESTINY

What a win, what a team