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Dandy Darkly

@DandyDarkly

Unemployed clown. Twitter sucks now.

Los Angeles, California Katılım Eylül 2010
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Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn@realcawthorn·
Ultra MAGA will sweep the midterms.
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
Only abusers justify their violence as a demonstration of love. #Oscars
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
To everyone complaining the #Oscars acceptance speeches are going too long — check your privilege! COVID-19 decimated Hollywood’s local population of awards show models. With no statuesque goddesses to guide actors off stage, our icons are now lost adrift to talk & talk & talk.🥺
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Dandy Darkly
Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
They just played mighty mighty bosstones (who I thought were squirrel nut zippers) and I looked at my husband and said “omg, we are in an old man gay bar.”
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
This lawyer representing our disgraced, twice impeached, former president is a real scum bag. Fitting.
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
On the Lindsey Graham Scale of Feigned Horror, I give the Trump defense exhibits four pearl clutches, two fan flutters and one reach for the smelling salts, honey! #TrumpImpeachment2 #ImpeachmentTrial
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
Castor’s rambling discourse is like a middle schooler who didn’t study for the 200 word essay question. “Photosynthesis is...” hmmm “...a word that begins with ‘p’ and ends with ‘s’. Other photosynthesis facts include...” #TrumpImpeachment2
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
Honestly. At this point what did we expect from Trump’s lawyers?
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
@maddow Castor woke up this morning. Cracked his knuckles and declared “I’m just gonna Atticus clinch this!”
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Rachel Maddow
Rachel Maddow@maddow·
Is Mr. Castor just... ad libbing?
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
What in the hell is Trump’s lawyer talking about?? Omg 45 has really scraped the bottom of the legal barrel here.
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Dandy Darkly@DandyDarkly·
#Bernie Rose in the clutches of a money hungry con artist! Health care reform now!
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