Dane Wheeler
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It’s Ocean Protect Stadium and we are unbeaten there in 2026
Telegraph Sport@telegraph_sport
This is what $2500-a-year gets you at Shark Park - 'premium' seats covered in bird poo. DETAILS ➡️ bit.ly/4bvTITE
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#ImACelebrityAU
I’ve just seen the guest list via socials. I stopped at Deni Hines
I’m washed up, make me relevant again?
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How fucking good is go fund me. We are a brilliant bunch regardless of the bullshit #bondi
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Does anyone know if there will be a replay of the #Arias as I missed it last night whilst re-arranging my wife’s sock drawer. Thanks in advance.
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You should try intercourse for for your birthday this year
Rick@colonelhogans
Two things I don’t like about my birthday being November 4. Tony Abbott’s birthday. Today as has happened many times over the last 66 years is Melbourne Cup day. It’s hard for my heart to enjoy my day, while thinking of how many horses will be hurt, maimed or die, due to humanities sheer selfish greed. I’ve never gambled on a horse or greyhound race in my life. I’ve never attended a race track. Both of these brutal, cruel “sports” should be banned.
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Two things I don’t like about my birthday being November 4.
Tony Abbott’s birthday.
Today as has happened many times over the last 66 years is Melbourne Cup day.
It’s hard for my heart to enjoy my day, while thinking of how many horses will be hurt, maimed or die, due to humanities sheer selfish greed.
I’ve never gambled on a horse or greyhound race in my life.
I’ve never attended a race track.
Both of these brutal, cruel “sports” should be banned.
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@DavidShoebridge I’m just heading to Flemington now to chain myself to the winning post Climate Emergency Free Palestine Nup to the Cup

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