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Assalamu alaikum warahmatullah In sha Allah za afara Azumin farkon kwanaki goma na watan Zulhijja zai fara ne a ranar Litinin, 18 ga Mayu, 2026 Taya murna ga duk wanda aka bashi wannan bishara, kuma taya murna ga duk wanda ya sanar da wasu kuma ya tunatar da su. - Litinin: 1 ga Zulhijja, 18 ga Mayu, 2026 - Talata: 2 ga Zulhijja, 19 ga Mayu, 2026 - Laraba: 3 ga Zulhijja, 20 ga Mayu, 2026 - Alhamis: 4 ga Zulhijja, 21 ga Mayu, 2026 - Juma’a: 5 ga Zulhijja, 22 ga Mayu, 2026 - Asabar: 6 ga Zulhijja, 23 ga Mayu, 2026 - Lahadi: 7 ga Zulhijja, 24 ga Mayu, 2026 - Litinin: 8 ga Zulhijja, 25 ga Mayu, 2026 - Talata: 9 ga Zulhijja, 26 ga Mayu, 2026 (*Ranar Arafah*) - Laraba: 10 ga Zulhijja, 27 ga Mayu, 2026 (*Idin Adha*) *“Kuma ka tunatar, domin lalle tunatarwa tana amfana ga muminai.”* [Surah Adh-Dhariyat 51:55] Raba wannan a shafukanku, domin wanda ya nuna wa mutane hanya ta alkairi yana da lada kamar wanda ya aikata ta, kuma watakila zai zama sadakar jariya a gare ku har zuwa Ranar da ake rubuta ayyuka nagari.

@slytheecreator Gm boss

gm and happy weekend <3

@smoke_nd_pearlz A shortage that long stops being a “stock issue” and starts sounding like a healthcare system problem

Hey, so apparently we’re running out of Heparin and the shortage is gonna last until 2028. lol we are soooo fucked.

@leonVSevildead That moment probably said more about real life than the movie itself, because sometimes you just have to step out, handle what’s needed, and come back like nothing happened while everyone else is still in the story

When I saw Project Hail Mary, a lady had a baby with her and it started crying halfway through the film. She left with the baby and came back 5 minutes later without the baby.

@lorahmoe @luxemiaa Nah that’s not “cooking together,” that’s a one-man show with you as background crew If someone can’t let you move freely in the kitchen, they’re not really sharing anything, just controlling the vibe from start to finish

I had a guy invite me over to “cook dinner together.” Cute idea in theory. In reality? This man treated me like I was on the worst season of MasterChef. I started chopping onions and he immediately goes, “No, not like that.” Then I seasoned the pasta sauce and he physically took the spoon out of my hand. “I usually do it this way.” So why am I here??? Am I the sous-chef??? An unpaid intern??? Then he handed me one mushroom at a time to slice while he hovered behind me micromanaging every movement. By the end of the night I wasn’t flirting anymore. I was fighting for my independence. The final straw was when he plated both meals and gave himself the larger portion without even noticing. That told me everything I needed to know. Some people don’t want a partner. They want an audience.

@currentiyke Keeping old chats can feel like closure or proof something was real, but sometimes it also keeps wounds open longer than they need to be. There’s a difference between remembering and holding on, and not everything needs to be saved to still matter.

Never delete chats of anyone you've had something with before separating. Never!

It’s actually kind of unsettling when you think about how your brain just adapts to your own environment and stops noticing things that are obvious to everyone else Now you’re stuck wondering if every visitor has been politely enduring something you’ve completely stopped smelling like it’s normal

the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.

That kind of quiet trust from parents can weigh more than any shouting or strict rules, because nobody is forcing you yet you still feel that responsibility sitting heavy on your chest every day It’s like they’ve already believed in you so fully that failing almost feels worse than pressure itself, so you keep pushing yourself just to not disappoint them

real academic pressure is when ur parents don't pressure u at all...they just trust u and that is exactly why u CANNOT Fail.

@B_ELRUFAI @elrufai If there is really a court order in place then this needs proper transparency because access to doctors and family should never be restricted like that

Press Release: Our father, Mallam Nasir @elrufai, is still being held by the ICPC. Today, 15 May 2026, we witnessed two distinct yet equally serious attacks on his basic rights. First, his personal Doctor visited the ICPC at about 3pm to discuss the results of medical tests recently conducted on our father. Officials at the agency blocked the doctor from seeing him, claiming that written permission from the ICPC Chairman was required. This directly flouts a clear court order granting Mallam Nasir El‑Rufai unrestricted access to his doctors. Second, his wife, Aunty Aichatou, brought his evening meal at around 7pm as she normally does. ICPC personnel turned her away, saying they had orders not to permit food deliveries after 6:30pm. This arbitrary rule is no less offensive than blocking his right to medical care. These acts are an outright assault on the rule of law and a clear violation of our father's constitutional and human rights. No lawful detention justifies denying medical access or refusing basic family care based on an arbitrary curfew fixed by the ICPC. Shame on them as an institution. We demand that all his constitutional rights be fully respected. We will no longer accept this pattern of intimidation dressed up as protocol. The ICPC must abide by the very laws it claims to enforce. Signed Hon. Mohammed Bello El-Rufai Member. Kaduna North Federal Constituency Chairman, Committee on Banking Regulations. May 15, 2026.

This just shows how much outside voices can mess with something that should be simple between two people, sometimes what looks like pride from outside is actually silent suffering inside the home, and when love is backed by understanding and provision it brings peace that no advice from friends can replace

After our twins were born, I had a plan to give my wife a monthly "salary." However, | let my friends talk me out of a decision that was meant to protect her dignity. My wife used to work as a secretary. Because of her pregnancy, she was given leave with the intention of returning after three months. But since we were blessed with twins, returning to work wasn't easy. She truly needed to be home to care for the babies. Since she had always earned her own money, I thought it would be a great idea to give her a set amount every month. I wanted her to be able to buy whatever she craved or needed without having to ask. The mistake began when I mentioned this to my colleagues.

@_Kangchi_8 At this point both of you need a science lab report instead of a bedsheet investigation 😭💔

My virgin girlfriend and I have been searching for evidence on the bedsheet since last night 💔😭😭

@nicksortor Opportunities like this don’t come often Money can be rebuilt later, but the chance to make an impact at that level could change your entire life and career forever

I have been offered a full-time role as a White House Correspondent for a well-known news network. Financial sacrifices would have to be made to sign on the dotted line, but I genuinely believe I can help push our country forward in the role. Should I do it?

@TheHost_ That mama bear energy is different 😭 Some men only understand respect when somebody finally stands up to them like this

I remember when I was 8 or 9 my future brother-in-law called me a bitch very quietly so no one else could hear. He was 20 at the time and over 6 feet tall. Nobody heard it even though they were in the living room with us. Nobody but my mom in the kitchen. Mom's mother senses went off. See comes into the room to where Ray was sitting and sets down an iron frying pan in front of him. He asked what's this ans she said what do you see? Ray: it's a pan. Mom: no, it's a cast iron frying pan. Pick

@lizzkelly7 That kind of pain doesn’t leave easily One lie destroyed a marriage, an innocent man’s life, and years nobody can ever get back

Anonymous: I divorced my husband because my daughter who is his step daughter said he was touching her inappropriately. She was 8 at that time, 15 years later, she's all grown and apologizing that she lied because her biological dad asked her to say that to make me come back to him.

@KeruboSk The way she stayed calm while he thought he was winning is what really finished him in the end Greed makes people blind real fast

My husband slid the document across the table with a smirk. “The penthouse, the brokerage accounts, and the Vineyard estate. I keep them all. You get the ‘failed’ antique import business and your freedom. Sign it, or we spend the next five years in court.” My lawyer turned purple. “That import business is $4 million in the red! You’re handing her a bankruptcy!” I didn’t blink. I didn’t even look at the numbers. I signed the last page with a smile so serene it should have worried him. “He worked hard for those houses,” I said softly. “Let him have them.” My husband leaned back, the image of a man who had successfully robbed his wife of her future. He was already texting his mistress under the table. Then, his lawyer’s phone chimed. Then his own...

@narendramodi Sikkim’s peace, beauty and strength always stand out 🇮🇳 50 years of progress and culture worth celebrating, wishing the people more success and happiness ahead

Greetings to my sisters and brothers on their Statehood Day. The contribution of Sikkim to India’s development is deeply valued. Wishing the people of the state good health and prosperity. This occasion comes at a time when Sikkim is marking 50th Statehood Day celebrations. A few days ago, I had the good fortune of being among the people of Sikkim for the celebrations. The warmth I received in Sikkim will remain a part of my memory. The Central Government will keep supporting Sikkim’s growth trajectory in the times to come.

@web3Giants Hi

I want to lock in with just 50 Web3 newbies and help them make their first 4 figures. I’ve created a private group so if you are interested say “Hi” I’ll send the link to your dm.

@The_Umdazz @Waspapping_ Ehman koh hajjaju

@Daneesee34 @Waspapping_ Hehehehe

Tag an influencer to bless you with N100k. Let’s see how many of these influencers can do it 😂😂

In the Holy Qur’an, 25 prophets are mentioned by name. They are: Adam Idris Nuh (Noah) Hud Salih Ibrahim (Abraham) Lut (Lot) Ismail (Ishmael) Ishaq (Isaac) Yaqub (Jacob) Yusuf (Joseph) Ayyub (Job) Shuayb Musa (Moses) Harun (Aaron) Dhul-Kifl Dawud (David) Sulaiman (Solomon) Ilyas (Elijah) Al-Yasa (Elisha) Yunus (Jonah) Zakariya Yahya (John the Baptist) Isa (Jesus) Muhammad ﷺ These are the prophets explicitly mentioned in the Qur’an by name.

How many prophets were mentioned in the holy Quran? And name them.

@alimahtoxic If you like the person just talk straight and calm no stress no games just see if they feel you too

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck