Don Ndegwa 'El-Patron' ™

@AIRTEL_KE hello, I need assistance with restoring my line, haven't used it in a while, how do I go about it?

@orengo_james You can't be kissing the govt ass with one side of your mouth and cheering on the GenZs with the other. Choose a side and stick to it bwana governor.

The dream of Saba Saba was enshrined in Katiba2010. Before the ink dried it was turned on its head and every pillar of it weakened. Everything has not been spared including now the separation of Church and State. So the struggle must continue;Mwakenya, Saba Saba, Genz on and on.

It's funny how this guy refused to pay for this job claiming that it was pathetic and below par, 3 years later his still profiting from it. Isn't this day light robbery? @stevesuchi do the needful, take my work down now, enough is enough.

Natural selection

@KenyaPower_Care Stop stealing from us, what's wrong with you guys? I spend and extra 10bob and you send me an already used code? What's up with you guys for real?

@AokoOtieno_ Very selfish I agree and tribal.

Murima thinks they're the only ones betrayed? LoL Hai, mimi kiriniramba nikipata Depression, I had decided to ignore orangutans like Mwabili Mwagodi In fact, tell him mkundu yake yanuka garbage trucks za Sudi zenye zabeba taka taka za Nairobi Let me address it. This photo was taken months after election 2022, I was dying for hawa kalenjins. Sio siri. Like many, I fell for the hustler rhetoric As did 7M Kenyans, 80% who are plunged into regrets I was a one woman Army for Ruto and my tweets were trending in their grps hadi za MPs I risked it all. Wajaluo wetu walikuwa wananilima matusi but as you know, my skin is that of an alligator WsR won (stole) woreva, and I was among those invited to State House luncheon siku ya swearing in Ukitaka Photo nakupa. Then months inapita, watu wanapangwa, Mimi nikiuliza akina Kipchumba Karori who kept lying to me "I've been told by Boss to take care of you" Later he said- mjaluo wenyu (PS interior Omollo) ndio akona mchezo Wakale wanaingizwa, sisi tuko tu. Nikasema aiii..! Nikapiga nduru hii X, Belgut MP, Koech akanipea Sudi. That's how I got to meet Sudi. Akaniita his office That's the day the photo was taken! Months after Elections I told him few Luos who fought for this regime, have been ignored. Akasema tutaangalia maneno yako In the meantime, WhatsApp me your UoN details I send fee, umalize skul I NEVER saw a kobo. He started ignoring. Nikawachana nayo. But ile stress ilinishika, auuuiu, Ghai! Huyu Babu na Aukot ndo waliniokowa. I was becoming suicidal. Yaani umewai danganywa ukakuwa na hopes then boom! That's why huwezi guza Babu nikiwa. Mimi Mkarabati alinipanga, the whole time I was depressed and suicidal, hata they didn't give a Fvck Sudi alikuja kunicall during Gen Z , two years later, after I tweeted something about David Ruto Akiniambia nitoe the tweet. Weeks later, I was arrested and I've never heard, spoken or whatever na Yeye Na mimi nikasema ile nguvu nilitumia kupigania hii Sirkal, ndo nitatumia zaidi kuwapiga So when I see idiots using picha ya two years ago ati sijui I'm a Project, tulipangia Gachagua na Sudi, Naskia kutapika hata. I'm like, how stupid and malicious can some people be? Uzuri the harder they try to besmirch me, the more relevance I gain So dear Murima, Gen Z and Kenyans, tumekuwa betrayed wengi. Mimi I have first hand experience ya hawa Wakale. Selfish, lying pricks!

@MikaAppliances is a scam! Avoid this brand kama unapenda peace of mind! I used to root for it but I regret it so much, na vile I bought alot of appliances from them! Anyway, we live and learn.

Atajificha wapi?

Waaaah! I am getting confused! The Internet never forgets #RejectFinaneBill2024 #TotalShutdownTuesday #OccupyRadissonBlu

These rampant kidnappings are only adding fuel to the fire, it doesn't and won't stop anything, who on earth is advising this govt? They are spending a fortunate on quack advisors! #TotalShutdownKe #RejectFinanceBill2024

Honorable is a title that shouldn't be thrown left, right and centre anyhowly, it should be a title that is earned by one's deeds and conduct, 90% of ths so called MPs wouldn't even come close to earning such a title! Waheshimiwa kitu gani! we should change that title to servant!

@Toomey_Turmett @epcogal And you are calling yourself a doctor?

@epcogal I think you can have the freedom to take your children to another school. Last I checked nobody even forced you to take them to that school.

I drop my kids to school at 7 or 7.15am latest,Leo nimepewa final warning if I drop them at 7.15 nisibothe kuwapeleka. Monday nangoja niwadrop 8 ndo niskie kutakuaje.Why the hell would they need kids before 7am anyway?I don't even start work before 9am .Kuna mwalimu amekuja sana

President Kibaki must be turning hard in his grave seeing what has become of his vision 2030! To be honest at this rate it will never be achieved, sahii vision ni TBT, they are taking us back to 1963!

@KenyaPower_Care no election ndenderu since last night, what's happening?

@__JoanN__ Utashinda hapo umepitisha watu kaa worker wa SGR!

If you're in a line at the supermarket with a full cart, and someone behind you has 2 items, it's only courteous to let them go in front of you...ama namna gani my fren!

@NiFavorTu Thank you for your feedback, much appreciated.

@Dangeenius A because of the Gold Text and logo

Quick one guys. A or B? If possible give reasons!

@OleItumbi Siku moja hivi karibuni punda atachoka!

FUEL prices have risen to record highs across the world. #SystemYaFacts

@KhalifKairo @kai_and_karo Hii 1 litter unafika Rongai, almost the same price it would cost you if you were riding in a nganya.

This ubers are becoming wild😂🤯🤯