Dangle’s Wife

@DangleFPS 🙄🙄🙄

POV: waiting for post birth “approval”. 1 week down. 5 more to go.. 💀

@DangleFPS I can’t with you lol

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. 🫡🇺🇸

@DangleFPS Omggggggg lol

@DanglesWife All my pies are intentional and made with love ❤️

Happy birthday to my most beautiful (pregnant🤰) wifey ❤️🎉🎂

@DangleFPS @DealerOfDed Oh my gosh bahahahaha that was a good one

@DanglesWife @DealerOfDed And put me in the sheets 👁️🫦👁️

My date for wedding 💍 #SaturdayVibes

@DangleFPS @GFuelEnergy @RegimentGG Mmmhmmm is that right

Marriage advice: She’ll never win an argument if you have GFUEL in your hand.

@DealerOfDed @DangleFPS 😆 I had to take him off the streets

@DangleFPS @DanglesWife @DanglesWife is lucky she got to you before me🫦

@DangleFPS @GFuelEnergy It does though. Girl math

@GFuelEnergy You don’t equal we @DanglesWife 😤

"We" not going to sleep.

@DangleFPS @Escape_Tarkov Ummm top tier crack heads

Massive EFT vibes.. Y’all think there’s top tier loot in here? 😳

@DangleFPS @RegimentGG @kick Pull out game = don’t have it

A few weeks ago stated I had big news that affected why I am not active much, and will not be active as much in the future. Here is the news 😊🍼❤️

@DangleFPS 🙃😮‍💨

@DangleFPS You left the house with a red vape…

Tonight’s dinner: Tossed Salad 🥗

@DangleFPS Your comment wins, when did you get so funny

Good morning ☀️ In case you didn’t know, this is how basement dwellers talk 😂

@DangleFPS Ewww this is scary. Traumatizing

My 4yo has a question. What y’all think he asking?? 🤔

@DangleFPS lol 😮‍💨

@DanglesWife Well. You know it’s true

-THE HUSBAND’S CREED- This is my wife, This is my honey. Sweet like a berry, Soft as a bunny. She feeds me food, I seed her tummy. She makes the babies, And I make the money! 🫡🇺🇸

@DangleFPS @capcutapp Mmm no

@DanglesWife @capcutapp Found my new look

Happy Hump Day 🐫

@DangleFPS 🤣🤣🤭

I need new shoes. 👟 I keep slipping and falling, and all of a sudden I got 3 kids. 🥲

@DangleFPS Funny!! Not funny haha funny REAL

How I imagine the Lord, when choosing our life story difficulty 😂 Which level are you? 🤔