Dan Guiry

@marknorm Holocausting my married

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THURSDAY!! It's that time of year again when THE PRO SHOW gets DARK & DIRTY! So come on down to @comedybar this Thursday and celebrate the birth of our lord and saviour with some good old fashioned filth and depravity! comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-… #proshow #comedybar #Toronto

@shahh I see a dog lying in the snow

If you see two people hugging you’re right brained If you see a dinosaur you’re left brained What do you see? 🤔

When did thick and curvy start translating to fat and forgot to wipe my ass!?

Hey @oliviachow please fix traffic in this city this is terrible

New ear and eye candy from @alexzjohnson featuring @Danguiry and the visual skills of cinematographer Alastair Sinclair. youtube.com/watch?v=taOg9H…

This lovely shot of Miles and Gwen was animated by Em Guiry and lit by Matthew McDonald. Terence Tieu in cfx finessed her upside down hair groom #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse #SpiderMan #SpiderVerse #animation

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@luisjgomez @LegionOfSkanks Me

Who do you want to see on @LegionOfSkanks or #RealAssPodcast in 2023?!? (Tag them)

@BaFromParkway Here's some great Gym Music For Ya Try @dsol2020 - Bloody Robots and Bone Machines open.spotify.com/track/4JEvUK4k… @sirrealtalk - Raze That Roof open.spotify.com/track/6TpqqSuQ…  ‘Diamonds In My Canines’ open.spotify.com/track/5bzhpSdy…  @DanGuiry's Max Phoenix - Knife City open.spotify.com/track/1tB7X1Ow…

@Teemair Being annoying is my love language

when someone shows you how annoying they are the first time, believe them yo.

@LowkoTV You enjoy pissing the bed too!?

Waking up without an alarm is the best

@CheDurena What the fuck is this!?

Imagine this is your first exposure to sex and you think ppl fuck like this

@clarebelford The new Avatar movie just hit the theatres!!!

I have covid tell me movies

@petersonacademy If you use both it says pp

Our logo is almost finalized! Which do you prefer?

@davidhogg111 I follow you cuz your last names hogg

Musk can talk all he wants about bias at twitter but since he’s taken over my timeline has been full of right wingers who I don’t follow. Am I the only person this is happening to?

Twitter files part 4 1. Internal documents show employees scrambling to make this app not suck

@scrowder Dictator!!! That's what my cousin calls my balls