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WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

Let’s settle this. Neymar or Wayne Rooney?

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

NEWCASTLE ARE YOU READY? 🔥

Where is she from?

⚪️⚫️⭐️ Harvey Barnes, UEFA Man of the Match for Newcastle-Barcelona.

Casemiro running to the Newcastle fans and does the 6/7 infront of them. 🤣🤷‍♂️

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand Newcastle United and England star Lewis Hall is secretly dating EastEnders legend Pam St Clement - sources claim the couple spent Christmas together. Insiders say devoted Pam is even prepared to relocate to the North East to avoid any disruption to Halls Newcastle United career.

Morning Geordies

Gareth Bale: "If it weren't for injuries, my name would be in the same debate as Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi." "In Real Madrid training sessions, I was the best free-kick taker, the best finisher, but Cristiano preferred to take the free-kicks and all set-pieces except for corners. But in training, I always had a higher free-kick scoring percentage than him." "Against Liverpool in the final, I scored a sensational goal, but no one wants to admit it was the best goal in Champions League history just because my name is Gareth Bale."