Danie 🏳️‍🌈

All dogs, no matter the age, are “pups.” Case. Closed.

I’m moving in 5 days, and my house is basically packed up… so today I learned how to open a bottle of wine with just a screw, drill, and hammer.

got ding dong ditched tonight it gives me hope for the youth.

My superpower is that I called the Super Bowl set list and featured artists to near perfection.

try running to nobody’s perfect by Hannah Montana at the gym. Game changer.

@tinysnowdancer I will not stand for Jacob slander.

Just finished Saltburn. A few thoughts. 1.) Barry Keoghan is more attractive than Jacob Elordi. I will not elaborate. 2.) Why the fuck was everyone talking about the bathtub scene when the grave scene was RIGHT THERE???? 3.) “I’m a vampire” 🫡

46 min into Saltburn, and M & I are fighting because she is swearing up and down Barry Keoghan is more attractive than Jacob Elordi. And that Jacob “isn’t attractive because he has too sharp features, and he’s tall & lanky” I’m gay, but I’m about to throw hands over this man.

I have now sobbed at the end of not one, but two Spiderman games. 🫠

It feels absolutely criminal to play ‘Dreaming of You’ by Selena in a public place. 😭

Me after episodes 6 & 7 of Squid Game: The Challenge.

@DarlinSincerest Stop ✋ If you’re reading this, then you’ve reached the Pokémon checkpoint. You are now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon! 👏 👻Gengar (& Zardy boi tied🔥)

Stop ✋ If you’re reading this, then you’ve reached the Pokémon checkpoint. You are now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon! 👏 No one should be surprised.

Just witnessed a comet out here in LA… but I’d be lying if I said my lady and our friend didn’t scream when we saw it suddenly vanish. 👀 👽

Been Pokémon streaming for 1 month now, and I’m truly the most exhausted but also happiest I’ve ever been. 🖤

@DailyLoud Dillon Dannis couldn’t even land 1 punch. His wrists must’ve been sore after being such a sad little keyboard warrior.

just realized Mandy Moore singing ‘Stupid Cupid’ in Princess Diaries was my gay awakening. But specifically the inflection she had when singing “CuPID.”

Why is it that if I go on a flight I have to look at my seat number 5x because I keep forgetting it as I’m walking down the aisle… yet I still can recall every single word of “Lonely No More” by Rob Thomas.

@tinysnowdancer 👀

Except not during keys. Cozy side questing? Totally fine, but don’t distract me from my mythic progression.

@tinysnowdancer Well, does anyone else want a fiancé? Was nice knowing you, M.

@DanieAllOver Oh god I really don’t want to go to this 😭😭

The *NSYNC reunion tour will be my Eras, Renaissance, and Love on Tour x 100. Missing it is simply not an option.

☀️🎂 32 Today 🎂☀️

@Jelliottie Where are you stuck 🥺 you’re always welcome here

Update: still stuck in the airport, no flight till tomorrow night, no sign of food or a place to sleep 🙃