Dan

@brettttles I hope you’ve applied that factor 50 😂

on me holibobs 🚢

Iconic, imagine making history and in 10 years time all we will remember is the Nutella jar, #ArtemisII

I don’t understand Amex having priority for Ono yesterday when it was said everyone would have equal opportunity. Amex is literally a card for the already privileged so that’s one way to segregate fans by their wealth level…. It’s so weird and not remotely okay.

@DILL0NRAY That’s literally the whole point…

@bambinobecky Making memories ✨

what do you mean my parents framed the hole I made in their carpet and gave it back to me for christmas ??

@cameronclark_98 @Katyglamgirl @AOArena I got mine at like 1:12 past so they definitely weren’t sold out at 5 past 1…

@Katyglamgirl @AOArena I got in at 1:05 and all tickets gone... guessing people have took advantage of the pre sale 😂

@AOArena I get in to national lottery big night of musicals at 1:03 then trying to buy tickets i start getting this i was using one single browser on my phone that i never reloaded and now tickets are all gone 😡

Well done to the GBBO casting team for casting some FITTIES this year xxx

@bambinobecky I read that as Twink… congratulations on coming out 🏳️‍🌈😂

wtf you lot are nice as hell I thwink I’m stwarting to lwike thwis app 👉🏼👈🏼🥺

How can a barber fuck up a buzz cut 😭 not only did the barber fuck up a buzz cut, they charged an extra £5 for the pleasure of it 😂 never going to a barbers again

Literal swarm of wasps just randomly appearing outside the Arndale on Market Street…

@captainTJmiller @SafeSpaceDrWho She is credited at the 16th doctor on Disney+ apparently.

@SafeSpaceDrWho Billie Piper IS NOT THE DOCTOR!

WHATTTTT Billie Piper is the 16th Doctor Billie Piper has played the famous Rose Tyler, the bad wolf and NOW the Doctor WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW #DoctorWho

Oh MY GOD. I’m literally shaking #DoctorWho

Having the Manchester Marathon right outside my flat is only making my ADHD think I could easily run a marathon. (I can’t even run 5K)

Charli XCX #TheBRITAwards

I need to know what Danny Dyer said to get it blocked out 😂 #TheBRITAwards

Jades Brit performance was the most iconic thing I’ve ever seen #TheBRITAwards

I fear I’ve already got to the point where I forget my age… 😂😂

Wondering how estate agents expect people with jobs to view properties when they only show properties between 10am-4pm Monday to Friday…

Jesus Christ! EVE AND SUKI BETTER STILL BE ALIVE 😭

All I want for Christmas is a stocking full of Rennie x