DanielCotton

When you're steaming drunk getting out of the taxi and trying to act normal

@MooseAllain I'm so sorry, Moose. Sending love.

@ojvhteuhyhes SAME! Mine is in a phone shop in Sheikhupura. I'm just amazed how quick they could get it there when I can't get a parcel delivered on time.

obsessed with tracking my stolen phone. it is my fav hobby. yesterday it went for a lil trip to finsbury park. i hope the guy who snatched my phone d*es a violent and painful d**th

ACAB includes showsec

@O2RitzManc The showsec staff on tonight are being so heavy handed and dramatic, it's ridiculous.

Coming to #HalfManHalfBiscuit tonight? Doors open at 7pm - get down in good time for #Iconoclast from 7:15pm. Bringing a bag bigger than A4? Drop them off with our partner, Stasher. stasher.com/?ref=ytu0ywn

You telling me a SHRIMP fucked this rice? You telling me a shrimp FUCKED this rice? You telling me a shrimp fucked THIS rice? You telling me a shrimp fucked this RICE?

23:59 - Merry Christmas. Boxing Day is imminent and there's not been any tears and very few beers. I guess this is growing up.

23:52 - Somehow, the evening is ending with us listening to Crowded House and me trying to explain what Midwest emo is to my Mum. I can't explain this.

00:00 - I just put cherry tango in my champagne and that's how we're starting Christmas this year. Cheers, everyone.

@flamegurl2113 I am now