Daniel Hopson

The idea of grapes are so much better than actual grapes

You’re in her DM’s? I’m in my fucking PJ’s It’s my bed time I’m so very sleepy

Makeup, orangutan, space rocket, carlos, #picoloapp

I keep hearing squiggly noises

when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that

If this hits a dollar. I’m cash app everyone who retweets this 50$ #dogecoin to the MOON

One word: Doge

This behooves me

That was weird.

It flew away.

There’s a fly on Pence’s head.

A toothbrush is a toothbrush

There’s nothing left

Bathrooms have been discovered

Idea: Sell all ambulances and replace them with a Lamborghini #savemorelives #lamborghinimercy

People on house arrest are probably straight vibing right now 🤔

@vesquah False, I don’t know what this means but I don’t like it

The most buttery thing about life has to be buzzfeed

Who’s ready to eat turkey sandwiches for the rest of the week

Straight vibin rn

I was on a lot of NyQuil when I tweeted this

Nobody: People with androids: *throws phone for no reason* haha see it doesn’t break