Daniel Jacobs

Jeep waves make my day

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

"Either write things worth reading, Or do things worth the writing." - Benjamin Franklin

i'm suddenly feeling my biological clock ticking insanely hard except instead of for having kids it's for having $1 mil liquid by 30

Our intern after he makes an honest mistake that we don’t really care about

when u accidentally become really important at work and it’s ruining your life

The pillars of the old temple are cracking, and no gods remain to hold them up.

Stocks at new all-time highs. Let’s have a Monday. 🤝

10 Sundays, my friends.

Not right now babe… I’m monitoring the situation.

Futures are green. US + China trade talks. Let’s have a Monday. 🤝

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

Watching the richest man alive and the most powerful man in the world go head-to-head

Me after lunch every single in-office day.

claude: “you’re absolutely right!” me:

we all need a reliable homie like tony

When you're balls long on the TACO trade and a reporter asks Trump how he feels about the market fading his bitch ass