Daniel John Lynch

La! #ItsASin

Hi Twitter. Sorry I’m not on here much anymore. I’ll try to do better. In the meantime, here’s a pic I took on my way home tonight.

Hyde Park in B&W.

Is it me or is the moon ridiculously big tonight?

Whatever you think of Harry, you have to admit, he’s still hot. #PrinceHarry

Hi @HMRCgovuk @HMRCcustomers. I tried call this morning but was on hold for 30mins before being cut off. I called again, was on hold for another 30mins, spoke to someone for 5mins and then got cut off again. How do I contact someone about my 2nd missing cheque from August?

11pm on a Thursday night during tube strikes. How are Londoners not rioting?! #tubestrike #london

@GreggsOfficial #yesGreggs It was so good, i had another 2 and a pack of mince pies. #tistheseason ❤️

@DanielJohnLynch Hi Dan, we love this image and hope you enjoyed your first Festive Bake of the year. If you're happy for us to use this pic on our digital channels please reply #yesGreggs.

Happy Festive Bake Day! #greggs #festivebake

Happy Festive Bake Day @GreggsOfficial!

I love my long hair. It’s slowly grown on me.

@innocent Smoothie in a mug?! You folks at Innocent HQ are WILD!!!

@DanielJohnLynch Neither. Hot smoothie.

Our boss came in with this mug today. We just want you to know that we did not buy it for him.

@adambeyoncelowe @timkellernyc Praise be!

Why do we spend hours on the internet, but only minutes on our knees every day?

Can someone send @RishiSunak a dictionary so he can look up the definition of “integrity, professionalism and accountability”. What an idiot! #PMQs

So I missed out on tickets for @GreggsOfficial brunch. 😢 If anyone has a spare for London and wants to take me, I’ll treat you to a steak bake! Pretty please!

Waiting for everyone to freak out when Twitter goes down at midday as the entire UK tries to grab @GreggsOfficial brunch tickets.

@Astro_Dav @joelycett @trussliz 😂 😂 😂

. @trussliz omg just heard there’s a leadership election nxt week????? u shud run babe youd be perfect!!! 💝💫💥

Not a good year to be a Liz is it? #LizTrussPM

For sale. 5 bottles of gin and 12 mixed tonics. £100. London Pink Granite, Channel Islands Liquor Co Junimperium, Craft Gin Club Special Edition Lantic, Craft Gin Club Special Edition Opihr, G&J Distillers Blue Bottle, Three Fingers Distillery DM if interested #gin