Daniel

@DavidPGCSE @Dballesteros79 St Christopher approves.

@Dballesteros79 About 60 quid I think

Finishing the trip with a bridge of Wagyu

@DavidPGCSE The People's Philosopher going through some things rn.

Are we really going to let one out of character moment of madness taint the entire reputation of a much loved ex footballer?

the next ayatollah should be a woman of color

Okay I've realised where you've all gone now. If you get a follow from dantsaysay at the other place it's me, and it's fine to give me money.

@BDSixsmith S/b 'whether *one* likes it or not.'

@BDSixsmith I think describing Osborne and Gove as 'failed' politicians is a little strong. They both held high office for some time - Gove in particular appeared to be close to indispensable - and their contributions were meaningful, whether you liked it or not.

I reviewed The Liz Truss Show, and God I wish I hadn't thecritic.co.uk/issues/februar…

@Morris_Oxford @hellothisisivan @RRussellDavies Oh I seeeeeee...

@DanielTSaySay @hellothisisivan @RRussellDavies Stanley!

One of my main aims in life is that I live long enough to see the unexpurgated Kenneth Williams diaries

@ZachBDB @memechaotic Quite.

@memechaotic The guy doing this thinks so, so yes.

Was pouring water on himself necessary 😭

@DavidPGCSE I only tend to block scolds. I don't care about much else.

Back to blocking people for being boring but only if they've also recently retweeted someone awful

@Morris_Oxford @hellothisisivan @RRussellDavies Baxter Who? Who Baxter?

@hellothisisivan Now that Baxter has popped off, surely there's not many people left to go legal over it. So here's hoping... @RRussellDavies

She deserves an Oscar award for this 😭😭😭😭

@bartramsgob @supergutman Would be nice but I doubt it. They live in their own world and are largely insulated from consequence.

I knew The Green Party motion on Zionism would be batshit but didn't realise they'd gone to the uber-crank level of... 'Arabs are semites too actually!' Fatanstic. Hope it passes and then everyone can get a real good look at what they are now. jewishnews.co.uk/greens-leader-…

Hanging around B&Q like some kind of Amazon Basics Gandalf.

@5goalthriller It's up to you, boy.

If you’re a Welsh bloke of a certain age you can probably tell people you were in Catatonia, and they’d have no way of knowing if you were lying. #TOTP

Happy birthday to my favourite of all the haters, Charles Darwin

Thursday

After he killed nine people and injured around 100, the Very Clever People still prioritise the magical thinking of a murderer over observable reality because that's what they think will get them the least grief. You're not doing your job, lads.

Everyone sharing that slop AI article yesterday.

FYI I just tried ChatGPT again, and it was a lot of unusable shite again.

Everyone wetting themselves after reading an article about AI written by AI, encouraging you to pay for AI, is it?