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My follow back rate is 100%.

@Simonloveth9 Abeg o. Make upcoming like me get small hope. Any tips would be appreciated.

@DanielUdoanwan I’m joking😅

God when will ever get monetized on X😭

No, you never did.

My dad died when I was 20. My uncle took over the logistics company. First thing he said: “You’re too young. Go do deliveries. Real business is for men.” So I did deliveries for 4 years. 12-hour days. Rain, heat, 3 AM runs. Meanwhile my cousin got the office job. AC, laptop, “operations manager” on his LinkedIn. What they didn’t know: I memorized every route, every client, every rate. I rebuilt our dispatch sheet at night because their Excel was a mess. Drivers trusted me more than my uncle. I was the one fixing late shipments at 2 AM. One day DHL comes for a partnership meeting. Uncle and cousin sit in suits. I’m in my delivery uniform, unloading a truck in the back. DHL guy: “Who handles route optimization and client retention?” Uncle: “I do.” DHL guy: “Then why does your churn rate show 40% on routes you ‘handle’?” They turn to me. “32% savings on fuel last year. We dropped 12 bad clients. Re-negotiated contracts with 4 suppliers. All under my name in the system.” DHL: “We only work with the person who actually runs it.” Here’s the kicker: Dad left me 51% in the will. Uncle “lost” the paperwork. I found the original in dad’s old locker. I called a board meeting. Bought out my uncle’s 49% with an investor loan using the warehouse as collateral. He tried to sue. Lost. Last month he called asking for a “consultant” role. I told him we’re fully automated now. No consultants needed.

@elonmusk Arguably

𝕏 is the mind of humanity

@Jost_Jefa Economic discourse wey carry fuel from ₦180 to ₦1400. Dollar from ₦450 to ₦1500? Cooking gas? Abegi

I don't even like that I have to say this, but comparing Peter Obi to Tinubu is a massive reach. Disagree with his politics all you want because that is the beauty of democracy, but let’s not lie about pedigree. Obi hasn't even touched this level of economic discourse. ​Vote for whoever you want, but do not disrespect the man’s intelligence or capacity by putting Obi in the same bracket.

在政治前面，财富还没有坐下来的份…

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@Anna_xb2 37

Only legends will solve this in 5 seconds😳 If you solve this, your IQ is elite..

@Ian_San254 Changed my hairstyle after 20 year.

Men will pick a hairstyle at 15 and stick with it until baldness or death

@HealsQuietly @spottedscourge Maybe both

@spottedscourge you’re either about to become the best doctor there or the most exhausted one 😭

yall please take care of your health bc i'm studying to be in the medical field and i am the only student in my class who doesn't use chatgpt 😭

@Simonloveth9 Thank you for posting this. I had a good laugh.

“Are you single yes or no? Hmmm”🤣🤣

@caroline__ao I love hair. Bookmarked.

If I got a dollar every time I've been asked, "What do you use on your hair?" I'd be giving away money, not hair tips. On a serious note, hair care is not complicated; it can be time-consuming sometimes though, but once you crack it, everything else is a continuous learning process and a whole lot of patience. ➡️ First things first, you have to find out your hair type and porosity. This influences what goes into your hair (Products) and how they go into your hair, plus what you do to your hair (Routine) Let's assume you know that already. These are my PRACTICAL tips and how I care for MY hair. ➡️ Focus more on achieving healthy hair than long hair. With health, length, and thickness follow. ➡️ Wash your hair, please. No healthy hair will grow on an all-time dirty scalp. Products can cause buildups on your scalp, which can clog your hair follicles and stunt growth. ➡️ Deep condition: Stop skipping deep conditioners. They nourish your strands, help replenish the natural oils and nutrients your shampoo might have washed off. They also add an extra layer of moisture to the hair. I personally deep condition EVERY wash day. PS: Deep conditioners ≠ regular conditioners. ➡️ Moisturize: Sometimes, the reason your hair is always frizzy and breaking is because of dryness. Dryness is one of the leading causes of hair damage, like breakage, split ends, frizz, knotting, etc. When it comes to moisturizing, I keep it really simple. Water > to hydrate Leave-in conditioner > to moisturize Hair butter/cream > to seal and lock in moisture Hair oil > Seals in moisture (in the absence of butter), for oiling and massaging the scalp. The order in which you apply these is totally dependent on your hair porosity. ➡️ Avoid high tension hairstyles: they damage your hair. ➡️ Wear protective styles that are actually PROTECTING. ➡️ Avoid over-manipulation: Leave your hair alone. ➡️ Gentle detangling: Before you detangle your hair, ensure you have a spray bottle of water and a leave-in conditioner by your side; these add slip to your hair, making it easier to detangle. Finger detangle first, use your fingers to gently get out all knots and tangles, then proceed with a WIDE-TOOTH comb, if you must. I barely use a comb, though. ➡️ Please wear satin/silk bonnets or scarves. Especially if your pillow cases are cotton, wear satin/silk bonnets or scarves. An alternative: change your pillow cases to silk or satin. Cottons dry out your hair. ➡️ Reduce heat and, if you must, use good heat protectant. ➡️ Trim when necessary (when you have damaged and split ends) and don't trim when it's not necessary (you just end up cutting off your length) ➡️ Don't be a product/routine junkie. Find what works for you and stick to it. ➡️ Be patient with your hair. Nothing will grow your hair overnight; learn the process, sit through the process, repeat the process, and you'll get your results. ➡️ I use ayurvedic and herbal products (I make all of them myself. You can either check them out on my YouTube channel, or I can make them for you, at a cost, of course. Check out my YouTube Channel for more. Thank you for reading through. I hope to do this more often.

@Rita_mila3040 Only one post now getting the 10k. Fb

Imagine making 89 posts in one day and not even hitting 10k impressions 😭

She did not pretend. She broke down uncontrollably on TV, everyone memed her and called her an embarrassment instead.

@TheAdam027 Your life will be saved.

BREAKING: my health condition quickly deteriorated today. I’m having life-saving surgery tomorrow. There is no expectation of the outcome. I am DNR. I love you all. -Adam

“The biggest mistake we make in life is thinking we have time” - Kobe Bryant

moving man nearly die today.

@ossaivictor1_ @Adasu_d_gr8 Follow me back first, we will sort out the engagement part later.

Some people will never engage you back no matter how many times you engage them. I don't even know what to call such behavior.

@Adasu_d_gr8 Wait, after two years, her parents still don't know?

There's this girl I met during my service year at my PPA. I was in batch A2, she was in B1. While we were still serving, she became pregnant. The guy responsible denied the pregnancy completely and disappeared without a trace. He was not even a fellow corper. Till today, he has not shown face or called. One day, with tears, she confided in me that she wanted to terminate the pregnancy. She said her parents would klll her if they ever find out. We were not even very close, but somehow she felt safe talking to me. Maybe because I always tried to be welcoming and never looked like someone who would judge another person’s mistakes. “Please don’t do it. Keep the baby. If you think your parents will be angry, then don’t tell them for now. Stay back after service and raise your baby here.” To avoid the shame and embarrassment of an unwanted pregnancy, we bought a ring for her to wear so people would believe she was married. Lol Looking back now, it sounds funny, but at that moment, it was the only protection I could give her against naysayers and gossips. Yesterday, her little boy turned two years old. You should see the gigantic cake she baked. She called me with tears of gratitude in her voice and said, “thank you for not allowing me to destroy the greatest gift God gave me.” Those words touched me deeply and still rings in my head. It made me feel fulfilled. Please before you seek an advise from a person, even if you don't love God, make sure the person loves and fears God. E get why. After service, she got a job in Calabar and has been raising her son all by herself happily with no regret. Till today, her parents still do not know they have a grandson somewhere. But seeing her smile beside that handsome little boy filled my heart with joy. Life may not always begin the way we planned, but sometimes the child we fear the most becomes the greatest blessing we never knew we needed. No matter the situation, no matter how the pregnancy happened, ABORTION IS NEVER AN OPTION. Yes, she gave me the honor to name her baby and I called him ZOE—The Life of God.