Dannie Hansen

@QMGSaint Sorry you had to go through all that. So glad to hear the tests came back negative! Take care!

I’ve spent the last few weeks awaiting news if I had cancer. The tests today came back with a negative result. The whirlwind of emotions today has brought me. I’m just happy to know I’m ok. Fuck cancer

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New Bref website is live! ✨ New design, new docs. Serverless with PHP got even simpler: - "getting started" guides for Laravel and Symfony - serverless costs calculator - docs for use cases: websites, queues, S3 events… (and more!) bref.sh

@mondaydotcom My daily reminder to find a new provider. We're seeing so much downtime as of late. What is going on?

Trying to improve how AWS Lambda timeouts are handled in Bref: github.com/brefphp/bref/p… Feedback welcome!

As per the legend on stop.lying.cloud, AWS has conceded that there is a problem:

Now that re:Invent is finished, I guess it's time to get back to asking when will Aurora Serverless v2 be GA? 😅

✅#100DaysOfCode #Serverless #symfony Day 91 Today I was excited to watch the AWS re:invent keynote but was overall really disappointed by the announcements. Nothing really related to my interests. I hope Werner's keynote will be more targeted to devs and serverless users 🤞

I'm a 27yo man, with a lovely wife and a 1yo daughter 👨‍👩‍👧 I'm currently working a 9-5 job, our only source of income 💰 Today I've decided to quit my high paying job to become an entrepreneur 😱 👇 🧵

Never heard of serverless or your app is more complex than a "Hello World" and you don't know where to start? Join us next week to learn how to deploy your first real-world #PHP #Serverless application. It's online and free for all, just RSVP on meetup! #Symfony #Laravel #phpc

My team is looking for a Sr Front-end with experience in React, Bootstrap and automation tests. Amaterdam or remote contractor. DMs are open! Retweet appreciated!

If you ever tried or thought about trying PHP Serverless (AWS Lambda) and gave up, why did you give up? What could be improved to make you try again? [retweets appreciated!] #php #serverless #lambda #bref

Yes, you saw it right. Starting from @laravelphp v9.x, Laravel collections will be 100% understandable by static analysis tools - including @phpstan and @psalmphp. ⚡️ @LaraconOnline

I'm taking on a journey of a #100DaysOfServerlessSymfony #100DaysOfCode #OpenSource #Serverless #Symfony. This is day one ⏳ A thread on what, why and how 🧵

Nodejs 16 was released in April and still no support on Lambda. Python 3.9 release was in Oct 2020 and support was announced 15 days ago. Meanwhile, the @brefphp community is actively working on supporting @official_php 8.1 even before RC1 is available. PHP is dead they say 😅

Lift is now in public beta 🎉 Deploying serverless functions is easy. The rest can be hard. With Lift, you can now deploy in serverless.yml: - static websites - S3 storage - queues - webhooks Get started 👇 And tell us what you need next! github.com/getlift/lift

Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?

SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year – Mission paid for in Doge – 1st crypto in space – 1st meme in space To the mooooonnn!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NWyh…

Geometric Energy Corporation proudly announces the DOGE-1 Mission to the Moon — the first-ever commercial lunar payload in history paid entirely with DOGE — will launch aboard a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket. newswire.ca/en/releases/ar…

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