DG

It costs approximately £100 to fill up my car. £60 of that is to pay her for the privilege.

There are actually living humans this delusional. But the funniest are the ones this delusional who say it with pride. It's my life's mission to make wrestling less entertaining, have fewer jobs for wrestlers, and above all, stay ignorant of the news while doing so. Like dude, we know you exist, but when you broadcast it like that, you bring shame to your family and if you ever get a girlfriend and she figures out what you said, you're toast.

•Robbie Williams •Millennium •1998

The FT now reporting that, even without the energy shocks, there's a pretty good chance that the closure of Hormuz will pop the AI bubble and lead to a stock market crash