Danny LoPriore

Didn’t expect this to blow up, come see me do stand up linktr.ee/DannyLoPriore

Letting someone know they’re in trouble while they know they’re in trouble is the best feeling in the world

I just sneezed while peeing and I thought my penis was going to explode

The kid in Ted is 28????

Bryce Harper never being a Yankee is such an injustice to baseball history

@WeedPorns Calling splinter to come pick me up because I’m having an anxiety attack

Wyd after smokin that Bluntatello

@Rosenbergradio Well you’re not from NY and that’s ok. NORE is. NORE means more to hip hop than you and that’s ok too. Just be ok with it.

Man I peep a lot of people I love (like Nore) casually dropping subtle shots like this and it's absolutely bonkers. When it comes to New York people get real conservative about immigration lol. Dad from Brooklyn, moved here in 07. Married a New Yorker--Misshattan no less. Bought homes in New York. Had a baby with that New Yorker, Did more to put on for New York underground rap than any New Yorker on the fm airwaves since Kay Slay. And still gotta catch these strays cuz I didn't go to high school in New York. And Nore lives in Miami LOL!!

Missed 7 free throws

Me as a kid: Jesus Christ My parents; Jesus ain’t got nothing to do with it

Italy,PR, USA all undefeated.

No wrestling allowed in BMF fights going forward

Joe Rogan “he’s dead” (max gets out of the sub) 😂

@Freeman_tony96 Dana don’t want to work with Eddie Hearn

@DannyLoPriore Its just a management deal.

Welp Tom Asipnall is out. 😂

@PopCrave No sd card slot? Pass.

Launch video for Apple’s MacBook Neo.

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard

Remember the game fight force? And state of emergency?

@SKTheKingYT Guess they were the scrubs the whole time 😢

TLC Kept It Real At The 1996 Grammy Awards

@DiscussingFilm Dude needs to get on some TEST

Video Game ➡️ Live-Action Kratos in the ‘GOD OF WAR’ series.

@2Cool2Blog @BootlegKev This dude way too bad at rapping his damn self he knows that though I think

Lil Yachty speaks on going back & doing research on old hip hop & says ‘Rappers Delight’ by Sugarhill Gang was weak as hell via @BootlegKev

@slabfactory_ty I wouldn’t buy a bottle of water from this guy if I was stranded in the desert

Had to share this one that I found on Instagram (I’ll link it below). This dude is the WORST kind of vendor. Not sure how he sells anything. It’s not just the decision to ignore comps, he was just soooo combative too. Nightmare vendor.