Danny Priestley

Me: Well, it's 3am, I should really put my phone down and go to sleep. Youtube: Top ten bizarre scuba diving encounters? Me:

I’ll die on the hill that our lack of creative ability is the fault of the board and not Farke. Fuck all to link Midfield to attack, fuck all creating behind DCL. 30 odd Million quid sat on the bench in Longstaff who we don’t need, and Perri and Bornauw who are shite. #LUFC

This has to be a ploy to get the crowd pissed off. You can’t tell me Keith Andrew’s has anything to say that’s worth listening to. #LUFC

@GrahamSmyth White flag is up then. Fucking hell.

Leeds out for the second half. Gruev and Bogle on. Aaronson off. Nmecha off. #lufc

Couple of hefty challenges on Sarr and Canvot in the second half will do nicely. #LUFC

Shit penalty miss, dodgy soft red from a league 2 level ref, palace rolling around like they’re playing in Heelies. All we need now is a second half low block leading to a last minute goalkeeping error and we’ve completed Leeds United relegation scrap bingo #LUFC

@GrahamSmyth Never a yellow card, wouldn’t have been given if the ref had remembered the first booking. Sarr has been playing on roller skates today.

50 - Red card. Gudmundsson has been shown another yellow. The ref has forgotten and then remembers when it's pointed out to him. 0-0 #lufc

Palace wasting time 90 seconds in. This is going to be a right laugh. #LUFC

Beat championship club Nottingham Forest on penalties, beat championship club Ipswich Town, lost heavily to financial doping death star Chelsea. Wrexham really are living the dream, a real riches to riches story.

Plenty of “Religion has no place in sport” under this. Didn’t see any of that when Raphinha was walking across the pitch on his knees after Brentford as a thank you to god. Whoppers #LUFC

@makempete @KingoftheRodeo5 Yes, and hand us the points

@DannyPriestley @KingoftheRodeo5 What and hand you the points??

Surely Sunderland don’t play like that every week? Never seen a team roll around, ponder over set pieces and try to run the ref quite like that #LUFC

@KingoftheRodeo5 Yes, I would like you to do the honourable thing and roll over 😂

@DannyPriestley You mean with 7 first team players missing? What did you want us to do, just roll over. You lot haven’t taken this defeat very well have you?😬

@paulwatson78 @ajm1991_ Can knock that 115 down to about 30 minutes with the amount the ball was out of play 😂

@DannyPriestley @ajm1991_ #safc keeper made one save in 115 minutes. Surely Leeds aren’t as toothless every week, will they have enough to stay up ???

@GrahamSmyth Home game against a depleted Sunderland side and we set up with 8 defensive outfield players. Sunderland didn’t come to play football but that’s on Farke.

FT Leeds United 0-1 Sunderland An abomination of a game. And a big opportunity let slip by Leeds. Sunderland defended their box with their lives. Officials and VAR poor again. #lufc

This is like the Cold War of football apart from there’s absolutely zero tension or threat #LUFC

@GrahamSmyth Shit is football. Officiating is a fucking mess.

Stuart Attwell gives a penalty. 'Deliberate' handball he tells Elland Road. #lufc

Do Ballard and O’Nien ever stop fucking moaning? #LUFC

@BerenCross You reckon having 2 offensive players on the pitch has anything to do with it?

Can't recall a duller spectacle this season. Next to nothing for the goalkeepers to do, except test their distribution. Leeds dominating the ball, but struggling to create clear-cut openings with the bodies in front of them. #lufc

£100m quid of players combining for the goal there. You’d struggle to do that if our full eleven touched the ball and we made some subs part way through the build up. What can you do 🤷🏻‍♂️#LUFC

@GrahamSmyth Imagine my fucking shock.

Goal Villa. 1-1 #lufc