Danny Ryan

@alanphurley @ChappellRoan Class!

The Hives shared my @ChappellRoan mashup!

Yesterday Israeli soldiers shot and killed a 2 year old Palestinian girl in the West Bank. If she was Israeli you’d see her picture and hear her name on every news station. Her name was Laila al-Khatib and this is her….. Israel has murdered over 3000 toddlers in the past 12 months, just like Laila their crime is just being Palestinian.

@shockproofbeats I always took the phrase to mean the Irishness of the head was very obvious rather than the size. But a noble endeavour nonetheless.

So what is the actual process for nominating someone for a Nobel prize, can we all just write in or what?

@BigDirtyFry With Ma in her kerchief and you in your cap?? Are you mad?

There’s an awful clatter after arising out on the lawn there. Should probably spring from the bed to see what is the matter

@astor_charlie "I panicked and said no because I was scared and also...not Jewish"

I was walking through London last night when someone called out of the dark at me, "Are you Jew?" I froze and turned around. It was two school girls. They asked again if I was a Jew. They had something in their hands. I panicked and said no. I was expecting them to launch into an angry "Palestine" rant and thrust pamphlet material at me. It turns out they were handing out candles for Hanukkah. I'm not Jewish. But I shan't forget that volt of panic I felt in the moment I realised I was being viewed as a Jew, and not knowing if things would end well or end badly because of it. I cannot imagine what actual Jews in London and Europe are going through at the moment. I felt paranoid for the rest of my trip. Whilst their offer of candles set my mind at rest and the world became a better place for a moment, it is easy to imagine such an interaction going in the opposite direction...

R.I.P Dickie Rock. You would have loved Hawk Tuah 😔

@nmai_comedy That's not true. You speak better Vietnamese than anyone I know.

@zachbollinger18 @thisvideo_bot

I cannot stop laughing at this video.

🍒🎤 Cherry Comedy is back at Whelan’s! 🍒🎉 Join us Monday, Nov 11th at 8PM for a night packed with laughs! Headlining is none other than the hilarious “Young Hot Guy” Killian Sundermann 😎🔥 Plus stand-up from Danny Ryan, Emily Ashmore, and Sophia Wren. Hosted by the fabulous Fiona Frawley 🎙️✨ 🎟️ Tickets just €8 – grab yours now at cherrycomedy.ie! #CherryComedy 🍒 #Whelans #ComedyNight #DublinEvents #KillianSundermann #MondayLaughs #LiveComedy

🚨 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪 🚨 The brilliant @CorkCityLimits has a fantastic Jazz Weekend Special this coming Saturday the 26th Oct featuring the hilarious @DannyRyanComedy. This is one show you don't want to miss! Tickets on sale NOW 👉 bit.ly/JazzWeekend-Sp…

@GerryMcBride He's doonstairs.

Well, we can't grieve forever

Last call for the ONLY Dublin performance of my sold-out Edinburgh Fringe show "Stop! Stammer Time!" @whelanslive Tonight 8pm Support: @DuaneDoogan Tickets from link in bio or here: whelanslive.com/event/aidan-gr…

@brilliantshane Now I feel like you're just trying to reign in the sales because they've gone too high. I don't know who to believe.

This is false advertising. NFL trying to boost low sales. I will not be there

@AlisonSpittle You're missing out on everything!

Still barred off Instagram. Get me out of this hell.

@ComedianConn Commiserations Conn, could've gone either way. Didn't get the rub of the green a few times.

@brilliantshane I was at that one too! I don't remember seeing you on a come down at The Cure though. Not saying you're lying, just that I personally didn't Witnness (Old name of festival) it.

I took so much ecstacy on the friday night before the festival that I could barely walk or talk for the whole weekend. On the worst come down of my life watching the Cure play album tracks in the lashing rain. Horrible time.

@nmai_comedy I have nothing to wear for your funeral. Spare me the hassle of finding something.

@nmai_comedy You have to stay alive for a while. I'm going to need new organs soon.

CIARA MAGEEAN HAS DONE IT!!!!!🇮🇪🇮🇪🤩🤩 IT'S GOLD FOR IRELAND🥇 ⏱️4:04.66 #Roma2024 #IrishAthletics @ask123.ie

Brilliant