Danny Schramm

Live every day with the enthusiasm of @Oprah running on a bed of hot coals. #MondayMotivation

Weatherman Snaps LIVE During Winter Storm Report and Gets Dragged Off!

i think this is gonna be more like the renaissance than the industrial revolution

@elonmusk My friend has 9 billion views on youtube and 26.3m social media followers—we have a meteorologist on board, only thing missing is the #CYBERTRUCK! p.s. We'll pay for it!

@Peet5WEST It’s called a freezer

Why hasn’t anyone made a microwave for things getting cold yet?! It’s 2018 come on!!

“how would you describe yourself?” Me:

@realEricaCabo Your tweets are breaking down barriers & starting conversations #culturalappropriation #thefutureisfemale

@connor_schramm RT'd best thing I've ever seen

Oh my cod I don't think they're depressed, they're just fishing for compliments. Or maybe they really are reeling. I need to mullet over. twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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@Dictionarycom @CambridgeWords @OxfordWords

My dog is getting a blueberry facial.

@goldxnboi or sitting on toilets that are constantly auto-flushing while you're trying to use them.

Wrekin Hill pins down @ufc fighter @RondaRousey doc ‘Through My Father’s Eyes’ for spring release deadline.com/2016/11/ronda-…

I've drunk soup from a cup before because I didn't have a clean bowl and you're naive to think I won't do it again.

We've done it. We've created every identity.

<3 @LaceySchwimmer twitter.com/LaceySchwimmer…

@xcvthetic ily back! twitter.com/xcvthetic/stat…

*turns steering wheel so hard the car flips over and explodes*