Danny Zuko

Half a billion pounds spent in one window and Reds are starting with someone called Woodman, no recognised striker, a right back in attack and a midfielder in defence #lfc #epl #liverpool

@AnfieldEdition You mean this season yeah

Florian Wirtz has been utterly appalling so far.

There were less tractors holding up traffic today in Omagh as part of the fuel protest than a regular midweek day. Who knew that anonymously-shared AI-generated posters wouldn't work as intended? 🙉 #shambles

Horrendous refereeing from Istvan Kovacs in the Barca v Atletico match. Stevie Wonder could see that it was an instant red card for DOGSO. Endemic reliance on VAR to ref games, what's even the point of having a man in the middle? #ucl

Arne Slot talking real in the presser #lfc #ucl #liverpoolfc

Arne Slot failing to mention Gakpo when talking about players who could come off the bench to hurt PSG, instead naming Curtis Jones, Federico Chiesa and Rio Ngumoha #lfc #ucl #psg

If ever there was a night for Florian Wirtz to not be an ineffective player except when he's playing against Nations League fodder, tonight is it #lfc #psg #liverpool #liverpoolfc #ucl

Luke Littler losing the rag over a few arrows. What a 🛎🔚 #pdc #darts

If you're a tractor driver and you have a line of cars behind you: 1. Pull in 2. You're a wanker

Anyone else basing their whole personality on this band? #anginedepoitrine

Delighted to announce that I will be replacing Gian Van Veen at this week's @OfficialPDC Premier League Darts event in Dublin. I wish Gian well in his recovery and look forward to a pint of the famous 'Guinness' 👍

@thecoralband Sam Rabbitte

Any double bass players in Merseyside area?

Their keeper is a baller man holy shit ⚽️🪬 #lfc #liverpool #ucl #bbcfootball

Tottenham Hotspur left back Andrew Robertson nets a crucial goal for Reds against Wolves #lfc #facup

@TheSundayGame @DaloAnto @MartyMofficial What sort of national broadcaster uses terms like 'fair dose'

Can we expect a fair dose of shadowboxing between Limerick and Cork on Saturday? @DaloAnto and @MartyMofficial discuss on the RTÉ GAA podcast 🎙️

3 set piece goals. Are we Arsenal now? #lfc #liverpoolfc #epl

What does Calvin Ramsay have to do to get a game seriously #liverpool #lfc #liverpoolfc #epl

LFC top 4 hopes #liverpoolfc #manutd #chelsea #epl

The wait goes on #manutd

Donnarumma an absolute bag of wank there. Him about 7ft3, sorted the wall out for 5 mins, then didn't get near a 35yd hit. Terrible #LIVMCI #LiverpoolFC #lfc #epl