Danny Braff

@lilviolet To be fair… Your uncle’s thoughts on racism kills

@Danny_Braff This looks like the outline for my family thanksgiving dinner conversation

Hope I don’t bomb

@Garytard0 @LeMaireLee Good point

@Danny_Braff @LeMaireLee Better hit LA too just outta fairness

It’s weird that the Regz talk crap about Austin comedy when 1/4th off then isn’t as funny as Danny Braff

@LeMaireLee I think everybody is right. The only way to decide who is funnier NY or Austin is for me to go on Rogan to discuss it.

“Vaginas are actually self cleaning” - A woman with a stinky pussy

@5tevenRo55 @JeffDye Don’t know yet

@Danny_Braff @JeffDye Yooooo 🔥 thanks man, you doing a set too?

Should I come do some standup in Australia? 🇦🇺

@5tevenRo55 @JeffDye He just added The Dojo of Comedy in Morris Plains on Sept 20th

@JeffDye do NY/NJ first

@DantoineC @MHLayton @robertkelly Hey looking to purchase this. Please dm me

Insane RAK from the legend @MHLayton. The @robertkelly ginter rainbow has begun. 1/1

I’ll have the state of New Jersey, Shaken, not Stirred

@srfffAuuus How much?

Don Jovi be like: “Stabbed through the heart, and You’re to blame”

Pumpernickel Bagels are great for when you want a bagel but don’t want to enjoy it.

The problem with playing the Mohegan Sun Arena is you have to put the word “Uncasville” on you tour posters and shirts.

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he will post douche’y pics with a bass on Instagram

If the writers strike goes well, hopefully bar shows will start paying 2 drink tickets.

Just had a host bring me on stage as @zachbraff. I’ve never seen a crowd get so excited only to be immediately disappointed.

Congratulations to Jamie Lee Curtis for winning best supporting actress in that Yogurt commercial. #Oscar #oscars

Neck, Back,Pussy, Crack is the adult version of Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

I don’t mean to brag but I got a blue check mark on Tinder.