Danny lindsay

@abzzz2569 2mins in the microwave then finish in the air fryer, stops the pepperoni flying about the place x x

@lostsoulsforev Where is that Chakoo??? 🤤

I actually love going for dinner myself. Probs cause if I went with a guy he would expect me to be paying 😂✌️👋

@Jassmini2 Balloon knot

@ultras_antifaa Drinking a goblet of wine while Tom Cruise is splitting his missus....

#2026WorldCup — David Beckham is watching the Scotland vs Brazil match from the stands with a glass of wine. One of the clearest examples of football being taken away from the working class and handed over to the wealthy.

@Nora_7979 Really?

No words start with "R"and ends with "Y" Prove me wrong.?

@NotFarLeftAtAll "Irn bru spine" (Made in Scotland from girders)

If Gemma Collins was a jockey, what would her horse be called? I’ll go first.. Dead Rum

@markybhoy75 @JamesBlunt @VWGroup Beautiful...

Paid way over the odds for this @JamesBlunt CD at a charity shop. Wanted to see if the CD player worked in my NEW half million mile @VWGroup Passat B5.5 Good news is the CD player is not fucked!

@clara_2210_ Turn it 180° and move none..... 999

Move 2 matchsticks to make the highest number... 🤔🤔🤔

@lostsoulsforev Shake all the fizz out full fat coke drink in wee sips, line the stomach... then hit the red stripe again x

Never drinking again , keep being sick. Can’t drink water without being sick again

@KhanSaba1278 Cunted!

@WeeNippySweety @BallinFFB 🤣🤣🤣

@BallinFFB No single person invented the internet, many of the scientists and engineers who were part of it were British. The leading scientist who was in change of The space technology that made the actual rocket was a member of the Nazi party before working with the US Daft cunt

Hey Europe, It’s called soccer. Respect our culture. Sincerely, The country that landed on the moon, invented the internet, and is about to win your sport too. #WorldCup #USMNT

@Beno10_MFC 120

Many geniuses thought the answer is 130 but it ain't This question is a real brain level test, use your brain Can you find the missing angel?

@Freyaaie Birdseye

Name a famous captain

BREAKING: A topless Kris Boyd is walking around the streets of Edinburgh, shouting: “He's turned the weans against us!” More to follow.

@clarey1888 Martin just added a few littles Nuances into the equation, never in doubt 🤣🤣 #nancynightmares

Im all for keeping the faith, but ma faith was lost before Christmas, how have we managed to take the league down to the last day and potentially a double? 😂

@WeeNippySweety Never in doubt 🤯

Holy fuck 😭😭😭😭

@liamgallagher @ThomasMcGhee6 @gerardzbrainrot Season ticket holders get priority you say, nice one Liam 🍀🤣

@gerardzbrainrot How you feeling about us possibly playing Celtic park

BTW, HE'S NOT OMNIPRESENT.

@celtic_jaime Pyramints and Bitz bars 👌

@lostsoulsforev 🍋

The messiah is my sister

@Jennnyyyyyy 3

This one is actually challenging 😬 Difficulty - Hard 🤯