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That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

@girlnamednour Just a bunch of white boys with a fuck ton of money/influence & no spines 😍

@DansBlueEyes I’ve been planning on dumping out all my shit related to them 🙃🫣 ever since they played in shithole isra*l

Imagine dragons came to my city and I didn’t see them and I feel absolutely zero remorse. Feels good to grow up and be normal

@perfectcows Proud of us & to have met good people along the way

@DansBlueEyes we made it out

Macklemore, first rapper and celebrity to be donate all proceeds from pro Palestinian song 'Hind's Hall' to UNRWA for humanitarian aid in Gaza. While other celebrities are afraid to speak up for Gaza to protect their interests.

@makeit0k I need the tea on priv immediately

why did i ever try to date a man…….. that will go down in marrow’s top questionable moves…..

@kelssseaaaa Men: not every single interaction with a woman should be To Find Love. Treat women like regular people sometimes. I’m begging you.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

@playacathysong A hilarious joke that would have landed with anyone normal

this straight couple brought a BABY into a GAY BAR and got MAD when I joked “these twinks look younger every year”

but babe that’s my emotional support failed talking stage mutual

When customers are mean to me at my job it’s so funny like You quite literally need my help. So are you ready to calm down

u brits had me scared bc wdym happy mother's day????

i feel like thousands of people forcing them to refund for multiple months of a subscription is a great way to get their attention

@houseonaIake Alana also saw it tonight, feel free to discuss with her (not me tho I don’t want no FUCKIN spoilers !) (I have no plans to see this movie)

@LizardWiltshire But what if you did……

@LizardWiltshire Reported 🖤

Boygenius is so relatable. Cause like, yeah may I please have $20?

400,000 people protesting in support of palestine and zero major outlets covering it? this country really is a joke

#SaveOFMD this show means so much to me :(

@imaginelaurenn Damn if I was awake I def would have