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@DanteKeepItReal

Dante always keep it real.

19 Katılım Mayıs 2025
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
im deadass so good at crunching numbers you bitches dont even know
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Bro got a blue razz sandwich im crying 🤣
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@Blizzard_Ent when i open overwatch its saying my account is banned but i have no email about it and no penalty when i check my battle net account please help!!!!!!!
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
i just got the ebola lucky block
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
yall ever Jerked off 2 a lego set before
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Wearing my headphones Horizontally
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Is strawberry lemonade even real
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Just found out one of my friends Fr likes feet like no shame but Bro
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Bought a 20 pack of worms on amazon and I’m unleashing them inside someone’s Hole
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Spinning really fast on a tire swing
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
imagine if peanuts were squishy
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
asking my dentist if i can put MY fingers in THEIR mouth instead
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
forcing my step son to eat a bowl of dry cheerios So it rips the roof of his mouth up
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Feeding my pet monkey apples instead of bananas cuz he nothin like the rest ❤️‍🩹
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Top 10 times I uhh did a thing haha
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Stealing the crocheted steering wheel cover from a white bisexual bitch car
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
tipping my doordash driver with a gunshot wound 2 the noggin
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Dante@DanteKeepItReal·
Can we start saying auntie dick now
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