Dante Giuliano

@youlooklikeamom When you're ready you're ready and you'll know it already. When you're ready

Sorry, I’m trying to train talk to text. I’m ready.

@youlooklikeamom I'm sure there's a reason but...

IT PEOPLE I HAVE A QUESTION When I got a new work computer before the IT guy transferred everything from old to new and it took like two days. I have another new computer and I just download apps and login and have everything. What was the transfer thing for

@youlooklikeamom Bad ass ranch chick having quite a day 😂😂😂

@DanteOes I’m bleeding in three spots and I stepped on a thorn😂

There’s always somewhere on me that’s been stuck or prick and it’s never anywhere good

@youlooklikeamom First of all, I do that same thing way too much. Next gas 75 miles. Oh I can make it my car says I have 78 miles left in the tank. Second, I'll have you know that I only paid $5.88 yesterday 🙄

@DanteOes I did that once on a trip back from California I got all competitive about it🤣150 miles and two gallons left? I can make it then it’s like oh I can’t guess I’m paying $6 a gallon (but you’re used to that now 🌝😀)

You look fun Me: Yeah totally fun. I think risktaking is unplugging my work laptop for a couple hours. Super fun

@youlooklikeamom What the hell sign me up. Want my credit card info or should we make it easy and just link to my bank account?

@DanteOes Anywaaaaayz do you want to create a passcode?

This website is trying to get you to use a pass key. Would you like to allow this? Would you like 20% off? Can you enter your email? Here spin this for a discount it only works in the app. Pop up ad. POP UP AD JUST LET ME LOG IN FFS Meanwhile their menu looks like this

@youlooklikeamom 78 is pretty much perfect, but I can do up to around 85 max. After that it's hot tub. I have surfed in 99° ocean water twice and it was awful. I felt like I was gonna puke

Like I’m gonna ask what temperature do you want the pool to be because if it’s warm why would you even want to get in it? That’s like sitting in a hot tub when it’s 105° you want to get in the pool and be cool you know what I mean

@youlooklikeamom I'm glad you appreciate the effort 😂

@DanteOes The digging machines sounds like you’re using my terminology lol

I want to pool really badly, but I also would feel bad digging up the dirt in case there’s animals and stuff living there. I am such a lunatic I swear.

@youlooklikeamom It's terrible that you've been treated that way, because you do matter

Why did you get into Jesus? Because PEOPLE treat me like I don’t matter and believing Jesus loves me is the only thing that is keeping me here

@youlooklikeamom Damn I hate hearing this. You deserve the utmost respect

How long am I willing to accept disrespect from someone I love? Just under a year apparently Something to work on other than turning the AC on

@youlooklikeamom Probably 😂😂😂

@DanteOes It is I wonder if the girl who posted it is AI also lol

So AI is community noting an AI image that is marked already as AI. What a time to be alive.

@youlooklikeamom You are something special. Extremely so. Unique, courageous, intelligent, funny, independent, and beautiful. Very special. One to be treasured

When people think you’re something special, but you’re just not

@youlooklikeamom One would think, but here we are

Wouldn’t something being marked as AI eliminate the need for a community note. Come on now.

@youlooklikeamom New roommate. Congratulations

In case anyone is keeping track, the lizard is still trapped in my backyard. I don’t know what to do because I can’t open the gate to let him out because then a rattlesnake will come inside so I guess he just lives here now.

@youlooklikeamom I need to know 😂

I’m doing the stupidest fucking thing today. I’m not even gonna tell you what it is. It’s stupider than anything you can imagine but that’s the price I pay for trying to be friends with people.

@youlooklikeamom 😂😂😂

I’m not arguing with people who think there are isles in stores