The Dapper Dads ARE DEAD

THE FINAL EPISODE. Thanks to everyone who ever listened, we appreciate you ❤️ smarturl.it/dapperdads //

Wow, you guys act like we don’t even exist anymore

Checked in on our phone number for the first time in awhile. Happy to report some fun stuff is still coming thru occasionally

Where have you peed? We’ve peed everywhere

It’s officially been half a year since our last episode. We can only imagine your life is in shambles without us. We’d like to say it gets better but it doesn’t.

People keep asking us what it would take to come back, even for just one episode, and the answer is the same every time. A disgustingly large amount of cash in unmarked bills in a briefcase that glows when you open it.

When the podcast was alive we wanted to transcribe each episode mainly so we could search for the things we never remember. Of course after it ends someone hits us up with a sample of the last episode. It’s been so long we can’t remember what we said but it seems a little off

If our podcast studio would have been this nice we would still be doing it

We did the in-person, not recorded podcast thing again. If it was an episode it would be called “Bloomers Full of Squirt”. You can imagine what we talked about (jk no you can’t) We think we might be onto something with this new groundbreaking format

On Saturday we sat in the rain playing beer darts and talking about how the world isn't the same as when we were younger. We're gracefully easing into retirement.

When Hollywood stops claiming it’s “disgusting, sloppy pornography” and finally understands it’s ART

We drank for 9 hours yesterday and talked the whole time. It was like a podcast without it being recorded. Very excited for the future with this new concept

We have heard your many requests for us to make a new episode as an exclusive NFT but the honest truth is we both already have Nice Fuckin’ Testicles

This is what we cry ourselves to sleep to now

Podcast story update: Drama is reunited with the gps that was stolen from his car as discussed on episode 105. He was also told that the “werewolf” who robbed him got caught when he stole a gun from a car, accidentally shot himself in the thigh and his leg was almost amputated

Excited to announce we are launching a Dapper Dads hard seltzer which is just us spitting regular beer into your mouth

It’s officially been a year since Slim’s big barf party. In a few days it will be 2 years since the ill-fated case race that made Drama blow chunks. What are we doing in excess this February you ask? Nothing. We’ve finally learned our lesson

If you have not been a Patreon subscriber and are finally realizing you miss hearing our stupid voices you can go to thedapperdads.com/patreon. $20 for unlimited access to almost 80 uncensored Patreon exclusive episodes of varying lengths! What a deal!

Of course what we explained for the future of our Patreon turns out to not be possible. If you were a Patreon subscriber you should be receiving an email with access to a drive of all the Patreon episodes. Please let us know if you did not or if you have any issues/questions

The only stock we’re interested in publicly trading is $CUM