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@AMAZlNGNATURE The answers are either “adopt that runt immediately you monster” or “can I pet that dawg?”

She dropped her baby

@EmbarkStudios @ARCRaidersGame - On controller, we hop between left-aligned circular icons of the trades or quests (on their respective screens) by using L/R triggers. Why not reinforce that same interaction for the left-aligned circular category icons in the inventory screen?

@DysonLogos I’m sorry you are going through this. My SIL just went through a bunch of rounds of this. Her issue was a detaching retina. After what I think is her sixth surgery, we’re playing the waiting game again. That last one was with a surgeon who sounded like a miracle worker.

Eye surgery was at least partially successful. I can see out of my left eye again. Everything is still blurry AF through that eye, so we've got a week or two to find out how things heal from here. Irritating, sometimes painful, but healing.

@iamvsus Re-enact scenes from Time Bandits?

what should i do with this space?

@PonchoRebound But the next day and for the next several years? It was joycon drift and Stardew… every waking moment. She waggled her way to the mailbox at each new farm… and she got more grampa letters than Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Thinking about the woman in the original Switch announcement trailer, the one who brought her video game system to her neighbors’ chill rooftop cocktail party and forced everyone to play it. Queen.

@DnDBeyond Hey Wizards! I love that dndbeyond redirects you to a working link if you hit "dndbeyond/spells/bane." But it redirects to "spells/2009-bane" which is 2014's legacy material. Can it go to 2024's "spells/2618900-bane" instead? In short, you're redirecting to old spells!

@joshcarlosjosh "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” “Yeah well, this is like the fifth flippin’ ‘such time’ in my time, G-man. Baggins needs a break, yo.”

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

@Jaberuski I used to care about stuff like this until I realized I get a newer and likely better screen out of the deal. Put the old one in a play area for when they start playing video games.

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

@tempizza Every autumn like clockwork.

10月！　加筆＆再掲～

@PonchoRebound "7 wonders what is in the box Brad Pitt opened..." am I doing this right?

7 wonders how to play 7 wonders what do symbols mean 7 wonders how to play video 7 wonders beginner game 7 wonders how to teach 7 wonders player quit before end of game sushi go how to play

@Wizards_Help Alright Wizards, roll Persuasion or Deception, your choice -- and don't tell me which. The DC is eleventeen.

⚠️ The D&D Beyond downtime is taking longer than expected. We apologize for any disruption to your games and appreciate your patience while we work to finish this update.

@PonchoRebound I’m actually sort of surprised by those able to distinguish between “truck” and “sedan.” These days every vehicle on the road looks like it was based on the shape of a melted sneaker.

It's so wild that there are people who can identify cars by sight. Like instead of “brown truck” or “grey sedan” everywhere they go they’re all “that Mazda Myopia is turning left beside the 2017 Chevy Stigmata”. It must be like seeing those colors only shrimp can see.

@PonchoRebound Pfft. Stupid Nichola’s J. Fuente’s.

This makes me want to puke. You don't use apostrophes to pluralize.

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@AgathaChocolats He bricked his phone, then himself.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity

@vampiresnvino Trick question; Rutger Hauer is in a class all by himself. On his sheet under features for actions/bonus-actions/reactions it says "Do what you want. You are Rutger Hauer." Under spells - "The laws of magic that do not apply TO you - are written BY you... you are Rutger Hauer."

@PonchoRebound “Are you not edutained?!?”

THE HELL IT ISN'T

@PonchoRebound I still do this during presidential debates, but nobody ever throws a punch.

Remember when you were a kid and you mashed buttons on your video game controller while watching cartoons so you could pretend you were involved in the action? That’s what posting on social media is like.

Just tell people you have a podcast, nobody’s going to check.

@PonchoRebound “Also, I gat paid for serving customers, so…you’re doing exactly nobody any favors by saving time here, McFly.”

Just once I want to see some grizzled dude in a movie tell the bartender to “just leave the bottle” and the bartender be like “Okay...? That’ll be like $190, I guess? That’s not really how bars work.”