Darin Stevens Papa_WAHOO!

@FoodPornPhotos $62

💰How Much Tip Would You Leave On this $131 Bill? Let’s say the server did a very average job.

@lippyent Marvin

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@MikeTyson Love you forever, Champ!

This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time. I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won. To have my children see me stand toe to toe and finish 8 rounds with a talented fighter half my age in front of a packed Dallas Cowboy stadium is an experience that no man has the right to ask for. Thank you 🙏 #PaulTyson

@SenWarren A politician’s rant about ethics rings with the same veracity as a prostitute extolling the virtues of abstinence.

Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law. I would know because I wrote the law. Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement. This is what illegal corruption looks like. cnn.com/2024/11/09/pol…

@libsoftiktok Imagine if she was still capable of facial expressions! #plasticsurgery

Kathy Griffin isn’t coping well

@lippyent $25, more if the service was exemplary.

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@Sophia_Nyx Earth Girls are Easy

without saying beetlejuice, fav geena davis film?

@Sophia_Nyx 1. Bull Durham 2. Hidden Figures 3. Dances With Wolves 4. Water World 5. The Postman

without saying the bodyguard, fav kevin costner film?

@Matt_Pinner R

Can you solve it?

@Matt_Pinner Dinner is served!

In 3 words

@mjfree The Gravy Seals have landed. They’ll be hell on wheels, unless there are steps, small spaces, or if they run out of BP meds.

Where is this?

@FIBA Earvin Magic Johnson

Who was "the one"? 🥹

@its_The_Dr I have this exact model. It’s a solid, reliable weapon. However, a shotgun is better for home defense. Shooting in low-light and high tension, makes multiple projectiles that aren’t as likely to pass through walls a good choice

@latsot Tux

If all goes well with the adoption process, we'll be getting this kitten. He's going to need a name. Go.

@CFBTalkDaily Dude

One word to describe Eli Drinkwitz

@Matt_Pinner Dumplins! That worked out, didn’t it? 😂

The last thing you ate is what you have to name him

@PicturesFoIder Da fuck is “spunt”?

This couple is charging wedding guests $450 because their wedding costed them $200,000

@Matt_Pinner Dukes mayo, Louisiana Hot Sauce, and paprika.

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on your fries?

@Matt_Pinner Somebody needs arrested.

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@rgbb835 Let’s get after it!

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