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That kiss was strictly platonic! Shut up about it! #meandbenthough #thatshitwasonestepawayfromboning

It's a shame that the elderly can't remember their own names or relative's birthdays...or admit that they're literally breathing cherry pickers.

@captainxcamino I'm not denying that but he needs to learn his lesson.

@DarkPortions I fail to see how that means you don't miss him tho??

Good news, @DarkPortions ! I found your mom!

@BenBenDeBestRen Good boy. *rests her foot against his shoulder* Give me you saber, Solo.

@DarkPortions *falls immediately to his knees* Yes, my queen.

@BenBenDeBestRen Come to mommy.

@BenBenDeBestRen *smirks, twirling her finger around his curls* Bow to me.

@DarkPortions Yes. That's me. Im here, mommy.

@captainxcamino I put his ass there.

@DarkPortions You're just mad because your boyfriend is still bumbling around the WbWs.

@captainxcamino Gross.

@DarkPortions Never gonna happen. Especially waking up next to Hugs. Best of both worlds.

I'm keeping Ben in the World Between Worlds for now. He needs to think about what he did. #StoleMyLastFrenchFry #Dickwad

7 days into the new cycle and #Reylo is still canon.

The boomer forgot how to use the TV remote. He's been yelling at the garage door opener for 45 minutes. #preciousmoments

Palps said I could call him "Grandfather". I'll stick to Boomer...or Crazy Old Bat.

All I'm saying is that he put his life Force in my stomach. He is literally inside of me and the censors insist it's PG-13...

I need to stop the physical contact with Ben. He put the Force in me and now I'm pregnant. #Reylo

Me: DO YOU NEED ME TO PROGRAM YOUR HOLOPAD BEFORE I LEAVE? Palps: @alexa99 play the song that goes Valerie. Me: THEY DEBUNKED IT. I'M NOT A DROID.

Ben's rocking back and forth saying "no more voices, Papa Palps" over and over. What did that boomer say this week?

@BenBenDeBestRen Of course. Or you could let me impale him.

Can I sue Palpatine for harassment for calling me his boy?

Anyone who denies Baby Yoda's adorableness is a communist and a boomer.