Rob Darke

Today really is a "In Englands green and pleasant land" day (ironically, however, looking deep into Wales).

@davemorrissey64 They need to add a human element back into it and add the words "gaining a material advantage" to the rule. Someone's toe sneaking ahead of a defender isn't unfair play.

I hate VAR

@hari_miller I have mad fear of accidentally poisoning kith and kin (well ... mostly me) with pickled or fermented wares. Is dodgy produce easy to spot if I have a go?

I cracked open some of the spiced courgette pickles I made in the summer. Lordy, she goooooood.

@joetracini @gingertotty Love this so much Joe.

We’ve been together 6 years today. I used to think love was supposed to fix you. Turns out, nah. Love sits with you while you fix yourself. We’re dancing in the pictures by the way. That’s not how we stand xx

@parker__farquer I repeat my previous post... 😲

Update : I'm in hospital with a fractured pelvis and fractured arm. I don't need surgery so that's good.

@parker__farquer 😲

Leaving the dog park

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Henlo 🐾

Wish the media wouldn't bring up "blue monday" annually. It's laudable to mention mental health if there's a risk, but I find it a bit self-fulfilling. Mrs D was blissfully unaware til This Morning announced it on Friday, now she's worried about me leaving her here to go to work.

Some in our house think... Moth: Helen George but I don't see it myself. @MaskedSingerUK #maskedsingeruk

Gargoyle: Kym Marsh @MaskedSingerUK #maskedsingeruk

Sloth: Ed Balls ? @MaskedSingerUK #maskedsingeruk

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Meant to post this last Friday. This is the annual service visit for our boiler that was *SUPPOSED* to happen last September, but they were too busy, so scheduled it for January. Now it's been moved to April. Thanks British Gas, great service! 🫤

I am tired.

Daughter reckons Arctic Fox is Anton Du Beke @MaskedSingerUK #MaskedSingerUK

Toastie gotta be Alison Hammond, no? @MaskedSingerUK #MaskedSingerUK

I've stumbled down a hairless-horse-tail rabbit hole and I'm not ok about it.