Alex Markides

Coming back to this. Happened twice on this tour

But the amount of times I pooped in my life I’m surprised I’ve never forgotten to lock the door 😂😂😂

@Dustiebtbam Love you brah

Salting fruit is highly underrated.

@michael_nakon Agreed dude. What the hell. It’s still a problem

@Darkides Standing there waving your hands with nothing happening

I’m getting real tired of automatic hand-wash faucets. Just let me have my water lmao

Why does trump post screenshots of his tweets and not just write what he needed to say? ELI5

The fact that someone can take what they’ve seen while they’re on mushrooms and put it into a tangible medium is beyond anything I can comprehend.

@Andercot It didn’t actually enter space

Can any space nerds help me understand how the Blue Origin capsule came back down without any re-entry burns? Was this a trajectory thing or some kind of superior material used? Falcon crew capsule for comparison

@Metzger_9 Such bullshit lmao

@Darkides My favorite is when you're wearing long sleeves, and it's not activating on your hands so you move them around, and it finally activates with your hands near the sensor and it soaks your sleeves.

@reynlord Love this

Being bothered by shit sucks. Lmao

Bar harbor feels like I’m in a movie

I don’t know what it is, but I like pooping in the dark. Not like I can’t see dark just like ambient light lol

@ElonMNews Yes

@SarahisCensored You’re right it’s not millions of years old. It’s BILLIONS.

The earth is not millions of years old.

@RJDivine John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smith

Oh you’re a sound engineer? Name 5 frequencies

@marceatsfood What a lineup

How many people do you think showed up to this in 2007?

@Dustiebtbam Let’s PLAY BROOOO

Sephora is guitar center for girls.