Matthew Darragh

@Simon4NDorset Fuck..

It’s easy to kick a person when they’re down. I regard Matt Hancock as a friend. We’re all human, with the frailties & imperfections of humanity. Of course those of us who make the rules must adhere to them. There’s no leeway. But: Let him who is without sin cast the first stone

@SkyNews Delta mate..

People who have received the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine have fewer antibodies targeting the Indian #COVID19 variant compared to other strains, new data suggests trib.al/PnTBMgS

@chrischirp You training with @Tyson_Fury ?

Right, I will be not on Twitter much for the next few weeks! Good luck all.

@SkyNews Probably carrying a different variant #skynews

A drug dealer was caught with £500k of cocaine after a police chase in Walsall. West Midlands Police released dashcam video of the chase after a car sped down a motorway hard shoulder to avoid queuing. Read today's top stories: news.sky.com

@sportbible Bullshit.. this is Southgates job!

🗣️ "Henderson should be honest with the manager and say, 'You know what? I am struggling. I'm a leader, I'll do the right thing." 🗣️ "Bring in Eric Dier, bring in whoever you have to bring in as another midfielder, because this injury is playing up now." sportbible.com/football/footb…

Without fail when someone tells me they have a new job, I can’t help but reply with “Assistant to the Regional Manager”?...

@SkyNews Send the gun boats..

Scottish independence referendum: Nicola Sturgeon tells Boris Johnson new vote is 'when, not if' news.sky.com/story/scottish…

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC No he’s a massive twat.

A generation of children have lacked 'discipline and order' during lockdown, the Education Secretary has warned, as he launches a behaviour crackdown and backs the banning of mobile phones in schools. @NickFerrariLBC asks: is the Education Secretary right?

@sportbible England

Which fanbase is the most deluded fanbase in football? 👀

@FrenchHist We are fully in control!

@SkyBluesExtra @QPR Standard

💩 | This performance in one word. 👇#PUSB [📸 @QPR]

@brianmoore666 Fuck me a bus spouting bullshit..that’ll never work.

Red bus alert - even if you could tell what this means, he doesn't have the power as Mayor. You'd think they'd have thought about that.

Priti Patel spent £849 in Sports Direct? I once racked up £250 worth of football kit in Sports Direct and the cashier was so shocked she called the other staff over to watch. They pretty much gave me a guard of honour as I left.

@KP24 Because we live in a world where kids were ignored by their parents and therefore crave attention from a cruel and selfish society.. you cunt.

@SkyNews Tbh there were more people protesting when @jamieoliver tried to ban chips.

A group of parents have gathered to protest outside Batley Grammar School following claims that a teacher has shown an 'offensive' caricature of the Prophet Mohammed in class. Read more here: trib.al/JrvBbTH

@PaigeSpiranac @SkodsyMalone .. you’d be proud of that lad.

Jordan Spieth is all of us off the tee

@MJowen174 Kevin Whately’s had a tough few years..

Fuck me.. if you’re going on @MasterChefUK and you’re cooking a rack of lamb.. don’t bother.. it’ll be shit.

@BBCMOTD wtf? Good job I didn’t stay up to watch the @Coventry_City highlights...#FACup