@TheOnlyEsta Shoulda had Stormy Daniels singing Happy Birthday.
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Darrin Stephens
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@TheDadyMen6ls If your boyfriend is the red head, I'll take him when you toss him to the curb.
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@JesseJackmanXXX Wow! You went from best friend to Daddy.
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@KathyMorse0914 @bennyjohnson I did...in the seventh grade.
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Vice President JD Vance just dropped a hilarious Oval Office story leaving the entire room cracking up.
President Trump glanced over the Resolute Desk at VP Vance and Secretary Marco Rubio and said, “You guys have shitty shoes.”
Right then and there, Trump pulled out a shoe catalog and gifted them 4 pairs of shoes. 🤣
Wait until the end of the story…
“Today I'm in the Oval Office with the President and Marco Rubio, and we're talking about something really important. The President kind of holds up his hand and says, ‘no, no, no, hold on a second. There's something much more important. Shoes.’”
“He peers over the resolute desk and he says, Marco, JD, you guys have shitty shoes.”
“He goes out and grabs a catalog. There happens to be another politician in the room I won't say who, and you'll find out why in a second. And he actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalog. The President is gifting us with four pairs of shoes.”
“He says, Marco, what's your shoe size? And Marco's apparently an eleven and a half. He says, JD, what's your shoe size? My shoe size is 13. I asked this politician, who I won't embarrass, what his shoe size is, and he says, seven. The President leans back in his chair and says, you know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”
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@_JamesLeao You must call yourself "Big" because of your weight, otherwise you would show you dick.
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