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@joeroganhq AI

Never judge a book by its cover.

@wydblaise Older women are less fertile. It's science and evolution

Kate Hudson revealed that men are attracted to younger women because they believe the lie that women’s libido reduces as they grow older but in reality it only intensifies “Unlike men, women sex drive only increases as they grow older”

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@travismsnow Your wife is stupid.

My wife summed up the whole Trump-Jesus meme perfectly: "Trump knows he's being ridiculous." Which is the opposite of someone who is blaspheming or claiming to be Jesus. It's a meme people. It's comedy. Just like you don't interpret the Proverbs in the same way you interpret Apocalyptic Literature, you don't interpret a meme like it's a religious manifesto. Plus, you have to put this, I think, in the context of Trump's argument with Pope Leo. The Pope literally claims to be the Vicar of Christ (i.e., one who acts for and in place of Christ on the earth). Hence Trump, in a cheeky way, is kind of saying, "I'm the real Pope," because he believes his foreign and domestic policies do more to promote health and stability in the real world than the policies of the Pope, who has said we should just have compassion on the Iranian regime and let them get nukes. It's really a jab at the Pope more than anything else. And it's kind of funny too if you can let yourself relax a little bit.

@ken_kmak8542 Donald Trump

Who is the biggest traitor in the Republican party?

@LangmanVince Or just a Christian

If you're triggered by this post there's a pretty good chance that you're radical leftists or 2024 was the first time that you voted for President Trump!

The Strait of Hormuz just became the Strait of America U mad?

@LangmanVince Or China decides to join in the fight .

America gets less than 2% of it's oil through the Strait of Hormuz China gets about 50% through the Strait. A blockade will destroy China's economy, which means that this will quickly put an end to this Iranian conflict

@UBERSOY1 Just like the colonists stood no chance against Britain

Iran is overplaying its cards, much like Ukraine did in 2022. The Iranians can only win through negotiations or by withstanding a months-long war. If the US decides to commit seriously, they stand no chance.

Iran doesn’t control the Straits of Hormuz. The United States Navy does.

Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!

@IdaHodL_BTC @BowtiedPeak @PeterSchiff According to trump, those bombs "completely obliterated" their nuclear program. If he knocked out their navy, then why can't we open the straight? You all will believe anything he says and have zero independent thought . BTW. I voted for him 3 times. I'm just not an idiot

@DarthDividends @BowtiedPeak @PeterSchiff Yeah those bombs last summer on nuke facilities were all fake 😂 and the barrage a few weeks ago that knocked out their navy was fake too 😂

So the U.S. delegation is already headed home without a deal. Since Trump is unlikely to follow through with his threat to end Iranian civilization, what's our next move? It seems that we are in an even weaker negotiating position now than we were before, and Iran knows it.

@NoOneCaresYah @PeterSchiff I trust trump when he said he "obliterated" their nuclear program last summer. Do you not remember that?

@PeterSchiff Yeah Peter. Allowing a nuclear armed Iran is a fantastic idea.

So starting a war in the Middle East turned out to be a big mistake. Well, it's not like anyone could have seen that coming.

@Shawn_Farash You guys will defend trump literally no matter what he says or does 🤣🤣🤣

Show me where Al qaeda said "I don't want that to happen" Because Trump said that in his second sentence. Seems like a good place to start when asking "what's the difference"

@IdaHodL_BTC @BowtiedPeak @PeterSchiff TACO

@DarthDividends @BowtiedPeak @PeterSchiff You really think he won’t do anything? Wanna place a wager on that? Lololol… dude is crazy like a fox. He will bomb the shit out of them … are you retarded??? Have you not been paying attention to the past year of geopolitics?

@BowtiedPeak @PeterSchiff Did he follow through on his multiple threats of genocide?

@DarthDividends @PeterSchiff “Won’t do anything”… 😂😂😂

@BowtiedPeak @PeterSchiff Iran has called Trump's bluffs. They know he's weak and won't do anything.

@PeterSchiff lol how are we in a weaker negotiating position? Please explain this idiocy.

@Milajoy Donald Trump

Top Ten Worst Things in America Right Now: 1. Ilhan Omar 2. Eric Swalwell 3. Tucker Carlson 4. John Thune 5. MS NOW 6. CNN 7. Gavin Newsom 8. Mitch McConnell 9. New York Times 10. Chuck Schumer What/who did I miss?

@DavidD_Chapman It was open before the pointless war was launched by our brilliant leader.

America won!

@joeroganhq He caused it 🤣🤣🤣

If anyone can pull us out of this it's Trump.