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@pmelt The steam worked and looked great last year. Its perfect for those of us too far away (and/or 'poor') to attend. Thanks Big Sizzle!

🍿It’s ONE WEEK to Hackamania in Las Vegas! Last chance to signup for our costume contest! Streaming passes available for all shows! Reminder - your ticket must have the legal name on your government ID to collect your badge! Confirm this now to avoid problems at check-in! See you soon!

@NiTelegraph @Gavin_McInnes All I know is that I don't know nothin'.

@Gavin_McInnes Smart people have cat avatars.

I don’t think I’ve come across anyone with a dog avatar who wasn’t a complete retard.

@CardiffElect @reverendhamhead @SpaceChief75 Those are the boots of a man with money.

@reverendhamhead @SpaceChief75 Thats a nice shirt

Today is Cardiff Electric @CardiffElect Appreciation Day...What have you done for Cardiff Electric lately?...

I gotta say, these Japs are growin' on me!

@Wegmans changed their Hoagie rolls and they are terrible now.

@Plontus_ Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣

Rich Vos with Brad Williams

I should be buying a sports car that i can't afford. Instead I scheduled a Doctor's appointment for the first time in twenty years. Less of a crisis, more midlife blanket of terror.

@BrettHollywood3 SUCH a Harry thing to say.

In the mid to late 2000s white girls from the suburbs used to muse about which Sex in the city character they most resembled “ oh my god girl you’re such a Samantha ! “ it’ll happen with the Dabbleverse eventually. “ Girl you’re totally a Harry Wang !! “

@TheMrsLevy @levy_sir Hahaha 😆

@levy_sir O you sure do

Here’s your sign

@DenmarkAsterisk @CardiffElect HAHAHA😆😆😆

@CardiffElect probably looked like one of these with you carrying it

For 3 years of my life I carried a skateboard around under my arm like Bart Simpson even though I couldn’t skate. I just wanted to look cool. Now, 5 years later I realize it probably made me look douchey. That’s a Fact Jacques!

@CardiffElect By comparison you probably looked normal. Examples: Rene Renee and Grant Patterson are complete opposites but wore equally insane gear.

@CardiffElect @SHAQ noooooo

It wasn’t me.

@Dexadizzle @CardiffElect Keep that headgear dry!

@CardiffElect Hellooooooo barbecue cover!

Nothing let’s you know that you are part of a family more than when your company sends you an automated email with a link to order your 5th anniversary gift. I really needed a clock.

@CardiffElect I get to pick out my 10 year gift in July (God willing). It's like choosing a Chuck-E-Cheese prize but for depressed adults.

@ThrillaRilla369 Mine.

What vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by a total a-hole

@Karmichael3rd Stop teasing us and pop that shirt off!

The sea was angry, my friends. Like an old man returning soup at a delicatessen.

@DaBoopersCatMom @FoodPleaser I dunno but please stop yelling.

@DarthKnuggs @FoodPleaser Excuse but... WHAT SAUCE? That's literally cheesy bread masquerading as a pizza

What’s your first thought when you see this pizza?

@MrAxelStone @LoveRetroBTW Sick!

@LoveRetroBTW I would say yeah...I do.

Do you save your boxes?

BRB gonna go make some birds charcuterie