Alex Swanson

@paulbullen @guardian ...he mansplained that you used the word mansplain wrong omg is that straight white bingo?

@guardian The correct word is vagina.

Me and my vulva: 100 women reveal all trib.al/lOdS74L

@_laceystewart @gossipgriII @sarahbrickey It's so true lol

@_laceystewart @gossipgriII @sarahbrickey Holy shit 😂😭😭 I'm crying

SAVAGE AF 🔥

@_laceystewart I remember my mom always having little travel sized things and you looooved it haha

A friend said dogs aren’t fur babies. So I fixed that. A former friend said dogs aren’t fur babies.

@_laceystewart @TheWestofSarah Uh hell yeah we should

On a scale of one to Sarah Huckabee Sanders how annoying is your day?

"suggested friends" Oh you mean "a bunch of chicks my man used to fuck"? SMH 😵

Kid cudi’s voice is actual heaven

Pucker up #darthpisces #instacute #potd #fotd… instagram.com/p/BjxVo1kA9dE/…

Of course I take 🔥 selfies the one day Instagram is down

Okay solar plexus chakra, time to whip you back into shape 💪💛🔆

#darthpisces #dreadlocks instagram.com/p/BjV3ZbOA7Mo/…

♓♓gang #fotd #tfl #darthpisces instagram.com/p/BjILfdcAz-V/…

Stay rad #darthpisces #dreadlocks #potd instagram.com/p/BinA4SIgtK_/…

Patio weather #instacute #tfl #potd #darthpisces instagram.com/p/BiUjg_ZAvRj/…

Holy shit I should probably drink water

That retrograde fucked me up.