Henry

Shit would never turn off

McDonald’s should have a sign like Krispy Kreme that lights up when their ice cream machine is out

Just bought a watermelon without slapping it. I might be doomed

Can’t wait to old and just do random shit

Blankets are so goated

God gives his hardest battles to his toughest warriors: trying to not eat all the chick fil a fries before I get home

Gas station pickles are a highkey diabolical move but I respect it

You can’t trust someone who is public on instagram. Especially if it’s a dude

Today at work I’m gonna be doing a whole bunch of this and a whole bunch of that

Chat gpt needs a private browser mode. I can’t have all the boys on my premium account be seeing the outrageous questions I ask

Whoever invented pay to park. Fuck you

Man fuck chipotle workers

Bro got his weenie out

European style

Atlanta ball knowledge

It’s so hot my costas fog up when I walk outside

Fartsmella_02 is the goat

Drake throws steady bangers

I am a certified ball knower in gas station water bottle selection

@JoelCarrington0 “Never thought I’d see this in Athens” means you automatically suck and reek of joined may 2024

Never thought I’d see this in Athens #nottophouse #thisisjoelcarrington