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My problem is I focus on my thousands of mistakes while I never seem to appreciate that one time I did something right
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DasherPaine
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DasherPaine
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Introverted atheist from Hawaii says: We're going to dance We're going to dance We're going to dance and have some fun Dig!
Katılım Mayıs 2022
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I can swim underwater in the ocean without goggles or a mask with my eyes wide open, no problem. But if I get water in my eyes while taking a shower I'm blind until I can wipe my face with a towel.
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@AtwinGracie2002 They have plans to fuck with the midterms before, during, and after if things don't go their way
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btw trump is absolutely gonna try and cancel the midterms, or at least majorly fuck with them. step one comes Thursday with this announcement. im guessing Maduro will "confess" to trying to meddle in 2020 in exchange for a pardon, and we will at least see the military at polling places. tell me im wrong all you want I hope I am.
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I bet Terry Schiavo is really pissed Mitch McConnell is getting the privacy she was never afforded
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Sarah Longwell did a focus group of swing voters in swing states. None of them were aware innocent people were getting murdered in the streets by the federal government.
Never underestimate the ignorance of the average American.
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@AntifuzzAgitatr Susan Collins is extremely concerned about your concern
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Susan Collins should resign. She voted to fund the organization that just committed extrajudicial murder against a legal resident of the United States and of the state she represents. This is a failure of the highest order on her part.
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@lanechanged In fairness to those men back then, when you're dumb as a box of rocks and have a tiny dick that doesn't work very well women are super scary 🤪
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@VictorVarner9 I don't get my hopes up anymore, but of course I would like both of those things to happen 😃
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@DasherPaine Or about to be fined and possibly lose your license 🤬😬
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Blindly doing every dirty thing Donald Trump asks of you in order to one day be Attorney General is all fun and games until your on Capitol Hill answering questions about being a piece of shit pedophile protector
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@SteelersGuy91 Okay, sure, but come on. He scored the go ahead touchdown with 13 seconds left. I'm not a Bills fan but if I were I would have wanted every single player on the defense cut.
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@DasherPaine Well if my mom had a sex change and became a man she would be my dad, Neither of those things happened so it was an L.
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The GOP has distorted and disfigured itself in service to the vanity and greed of one man. It will be genuinely fascinating to see what happens to the Republican Party after he's gone.
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@EvilCircle89964 Yes, of course
Shit, was I not clear about that 😆
My bad
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Once it's been fixed but before it's been filled in with water the Trump administration should hold a UFC fight and maybe a rally. Oh hell, and monster trucks. This is America, you have to have monster trucks.
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Update from the reflecting pool! The pool has been drained, and there are no signs of the giant gash that Donald Trump has been lying about. No indications of major vandalism. Just a bad paint job. The only thing that’s been exposed is that Trump has been lying about this.
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E. Jean Carroll is about to be indicted by the DOJ for, whatever
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Some guys have a loyal buddy who'll go to his house to remove all the weird and creepy stuff if he dies unexpectedly, turns out Lindsey Graham had the entire FBI
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On Thursday the President of the United States of America will make a huge announcement to the citizens of this great country. He plans to inform everyone that his late friend, the golfer Arnold Palmer, had a really big dick. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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