Dashing Digressions

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New episode! A simple recommendation for Griffon's Saddlebag and a thorough exploration of the bard only one-shot "Like a Bard Outta' Hell." Can your band break your infernal contract and escape the Tower of Song? #ttrpgfamily #DnD #5e open.spotify.com/episode/5dO9Tf…

New episode of Side Quest. How do you feel about going beyond level 20? What's your favorite range of levels for a campaign? Have you ever actually made it to max from level 1? Let us know! #ttrpgfamily #DnD #5E #RolePlaying open.spotify.com/episode/79cjCX…

New Episode! Flesh out that new character with an awesome backstory using Backgrounds - Volume One and Two! And laugh yourself to death as you explore the dungeon in Mildew's Revenge! #ttrpgfamily #DnD #5E #RolePlaying open.spotify.com/episode/53jnId…

Why’re dads so hot though? I don’t even want kids

@ShootyBois Nah man, next Monday will be different for sure. It’ll be Monday 255. It’s the one after that you gotta worry about, overflow can cause the kill screen.

I'm on Monday number 254 of "this will be the Monday I get in shape and stop letting my mental health hold me back." See you next Monday to say the same thing future me

I’m lucky enough to be one of the folks working on this project and I couldn’t have more faith in its merit.

This was so much harder than it should've been

@thatnerdpete There are so many, one of them has to be each list by the laws of averages.

@DashingDigress Love that rock vest boi. Also, is there an unspoken rule that everyone gets one eeveelution? Every list, mine included, has one haha

Gave it some thought, these are my faves.

@JiggalynnTV I do love that beeg beeg boi, but I know who my real king is.

I don't give a single solitary shit about Biden but Trump is going to handle losing at messy bitch levels never thought possible and I'm gonna let myself enjoy that for the day

Sir how do you feel and is it like a loser.

Okay Google, play "Hoes Mad"

I'm a big, big fan of the "pump the patient full of amphetamines so he can pretend to be healthy in public instead of recovering" strategy. I have no proof, but I'm sure it's a winner.

@rigagoon This is 100% accurate.

So both @whstlertv and @rigagoon have recommended the documentary “Tickled” about the sport of Competitive Endurance Tickling. When this line from the organizers of the events shows up 4 minutes in, I know this is gonna be good:

I’m watching a nice slice of 80’s cheese, “The Witches.” And this line was just too good not to share. “We gotta get upstairs and see my grandma. I’m worried about her. Maybe it was the witches, maybe it’s her diabetes.”

So when I told my gf “I haven’t been disappointed by La La Land yet,” she thought I meant that I had already seen it and enjoyed it. Having watched it now, I can say, I called it.