@planejaneburger Probably for the best, Michelle would have claimed there was no family resemblance.
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Dastion
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Dastion
@Dastion
A personification of your intrusive thoughts. 🏳️🌈 He/Him
Oklahoma City, OK Katılım Nisan 2010
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@BlackLanterrn Probably referring to this thread for those wondering.
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gino@bodycrave
do you find men with big butt's attractive?
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This has been one of the best days on twitter in a looooong time
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A sneak peak 4 u
Eoin Thomas 🐒@MrSharkey
Love that I’m Accidentally celebrating international jockstrap day.
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@gregthesorcerer @BimbleWizard That’s fine, I’ve got a guy for that…
…by which I mean a voodoo doll of Greg that I use to redirect all negative energies (including the urge to turn a person into a pile of shoes and ash)
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Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just casting a curse on you. Yup, this post harbors an ancient and terrible evil, and by reading this, you have fallen under its spell. You’re set to keep scrolling now our business here has concluded.
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@Mischief_Yeen Please clean the front of your dishwasher. It’s preventing me from seeing the reflection from the back. 👀
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@stockpiledclay Ooh I’ve been meaning to try that, just bought it but haven’t started. I hear the multiplayer is much better than 1.
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Playing slay the spire 2 on my way to work has been a game changer, but the trip is just a little too short for me to play a full game. So I’m left agonizing at work all day about how the hell I’m going to beat doormaker with a shiv build
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@teddimacdaddy @upuntil_dawn That’s the crowd pleasure device not self pleasure one.
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@roughdeer @werewolfblake He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn.
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@gregthesorcerer I knew better to trust the orb when it said “this will stay between us” damn gossipy spheres.
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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