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Dastion

@Dastion

A personification of your intrusive thoughts. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him

Oklahoma City, OK Katılım Nisan 2010
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Dastion
Dastion@Dastion·
@planejaneburger Probably for the best, Michelle would have claimed there was no family resemblance.
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Plane Jane
Plane Jane@planejaneburger·
I ate my twin in the womb
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Dastion@Dastion·
@whentdwm I love that’s why Hudson thinks Connor takes fiber supplements
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aurora 🧷@whentdwm·
hudson immediately proving connor’s point will never not be funny I fear
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Swolecialist@BlackLanterrn·
This has been one of the best days on twitter in a looooong time
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Dastion@Dastion·
@gregthesorcerer @BimbleWizard That’s fine, I’ve got a guy for that… …by which I mean a voodoo doll of Greg that I use to redirect all negative energies (including the urge to turn a person into a pile of shoes and ash)
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Greg the Sorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer@gregthesorcerer·
Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just casting a curse on you. Yup, this post harbors an ancient and terrible evil, and by reading this, you have fallen under its spell. You’re set to keep scrolling now our business here has concluded.
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Dastion@Dastion·
@Mischief_Yeen Please clean the front of your dishwasher. It’s preventing me from seeing the reflection from the back. 👀
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Dastion@Dastion·
@stockpiledclay Ooh I’ve been meaning to try that, just bought it but haven’t started. I hear the multiplayer is much better than 1.
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Gay Gay Hunsecker
Gay Gay Hunsecker@stockpiledclay·
Playing slay the spire 2 on my way to work has been a game changer, but the trip is just a little too short for me to play a full game. So I’m left agonizing at work all day about how the hell I’m going to beat doormaker with a shiv build
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Dastion@Dastion·
@gregthesorcerer I knew better to trust the orb when it said “this will stay between us” damn gossipy spheres.
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Greg the Sorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer@gregthesorcerer·
I know because the magic orb told me so
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Dastion@Dastion·
@49eerfc Will it leave my breath smelling fresh after?
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Greg the Sorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer@gregthesorcerer·
I dare you to name a 10/10 potion
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F.ASH@FEMMENIQUEE·
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Local Boy@werewolfblake·
Hands down my favorite Druid set
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Dastion@Dastion·
Hey Praise Kink boys, I just wanted to tell you… Industry S4 E6 15:34
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Justin🦩Boldaji
Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·
Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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