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@HistorianUSA1 1000% defend yourself. I’d take him for ice cream

MOM DROPS TRUTH BOMB: Her 14yo son SUSPENDED for the REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR after getting PUSHED + PUNCHED in the face (bloody nose) by another kid. He defended himself — slammed the bully & used his jiu-jitsu. School: “Zero tolerance.” Mom: “We’re NOT raising snowflakes. If someone puts hands on you, you have FULL permission to knock them the f*ck out.” Polk County, GA — is this your policy?Punish the defender, protect the aggressor? Parents — be honest: Was her son RIGHT to fight back? Or should he have just taken the abuse like a “good boy”? What would YOU do if YOUR kid got suspended for defending himself?

@Shork_media 100000000%

Would $250,000 change your life? Be honest.

@EricSpracklen @LouisvilleClark That’s the fortune buddy

Why the f**k am I paying almost $5 a gallon?

@StephieSmallls I’ve been having allergic reactions causing eye swelling… could be that?

i’m def getting stye or why can’t i open my one eye

@notsocooljules Whaaaaaaaaaaat

Froot Loops is still better than mustard on a hot dog btw

@wlclar02 Don’t rule out him coming back. Loves Louisville. Gonna depend on draft position

It was surreal seeing Zion hitting perhaps his last home run at Jim Patterson stadium. One hell of a player, student athlete, and ambassador for the Louisville community. #ZR32

@BhattiLaib9960 Dottie

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@omgsidewalks I could stay in my house for the rest of my life. Just pay my bills lol

Can you stay inside your house for 7 straight days if someone paid you $740,000 ??

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else. Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

@RepJackKimble That’s 100 less days than the avg working American with 4 weeks of vacation

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@CemetaryBby Take me with you. PLEASE. it was so much better

I wanna go back to the 90s so bad

@InBrohmWeTrust Why do they keep flexing this? They’ve had 11 more opportunities, give the Cards 11 more opportunities and I guarantee they have more than 14 wins

82-14 🤢🤢😂

Somebody said no wonder it’s called Ice Man because ain’t a single song fire 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TMathSports Has the hardest, loudest chop I’ve heard in a long time

So will Gunther join SmackDown to challenge Cody Rhodes? Give me the backstory on Guther guys! I’m learning! #WWE

@KatAUversion Follower 😉🤣

I’d have rough sex with oomf and watch baseball with them

I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY. PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE

They can just make one statue & move it from city to city each year based off which team has the best chance of winning… just like he did in real life.

SIX (6) groundhogs in the past week (caught/relocated). If any Louisville fans ever need help with a critter/maybe you don't have the $ for a professional/please reach out (I am retired/cheap/$0 charge).

@shawneee0 SAME! Nothing without legs should be able to move that fast

Snakes scare the absoooooolute hell out of me 🥴😭

@OsheaJacksonJr this is the stuff that drops him down the list